June 26, 2007

I have no idea how I’m expected to keep it a secret for ONE SECOND LONGER that I am pregnant. Seriously. My god, I’m not a machine, people! I can’t possibly wait for weeks on end in order to hit some “it’s okay to tell” milestone because I have to tell you right this goddamned minute or I am going to EXPLODE.

There. Whew. That’s better.

You know what’s kind of funny, in a ‘boy, I sure am a dumbass’ kind of way? I was actually pregnant when I wrote this entry. I mean, barely pregnant, but still. Next up: hubris-filled entries about having—just now!—officially dropped the extra pounds, complete with photos to document my shrinkage! Ha ha haaaaa! Hot damn, my comedic timing knows no limits.

At least one internet calculator thingie predicts a Valentine’s Day due date, so that’s the general timeframe. I’m about seven weeks along. Morning sickness is a much bigger issue this time around, for some mysterious and sucktastic reason. My pants already feel too clingy in the waistline. Yesterday I crumbled graham crackers into a glass of milk and drank the resulting sludge, and it was SO. DAMN. GOOD.

(Yes, I realize the last two items may have something to do with one another.)

Anyway, that’s my news. I have been ridiculously excited to tell you.


326 Responses to “Secondtopus”

  1. Jessamyn on June 27th, 2007 8:11 pm

    Congratulations, Linda! I’m so happy for you!

  2. renovatingme on June 27th, 2007 8:36 pm

    Awwww congrats sweetie:)

  3. lisa-marie on June 27th, 2007 10:01 pm

    Congratulations! That’s awesome news!!

  4. DDM(Sonia) on June 27th, 2007 11:21 pm


  5. ali on June 28th, 2007 8:13 am

    mmm…graham/milk sludge…

    congrats! this is fantastic news!

  6. diana banana on June 28th, 2007 8:16 am


  7. Erica on June 28th, 2007 8:35 am

    I know I’m about the millionth one to say it, but CONGRATUATIONS!!!

  8. Jessica on June 28th, 2007 10:48 am

    Hooray! Congrats! My son was born on Valentine’s Day last year. Winter is a good time to have a baby, cause you can be all cozy inside while you’re totally sleep deprived.

  9. Mare-Ingenii on June 28th, 2007 1:19 pm


  10. Mimi on June 29th, 2007 4:39 pm

    And I am ridiculously excited to congratulate you!!!!!!!! What a fab little family you’ll all be!

  11. Pagne on June 30th, 2007 2:31 pm

    Wow, a long line of well wishers here.


  12. veralynn on July 2nd, 2007 8:10 pm

    Congrats! Wahoo! Just imagine all the crazy things Riley can teach secondtopus! :-)

  13. Cari on July 2nd, 2007 9:02 pm

    Why is it that I am so deliriously happy for someone that I have never met? At least I’m not alone in my happiness for strangers.
    Anyway…congratulations; Now I totally want to be pregnant again and my baby is just barely 5 months old. Thanks for letting me live vicariously through you.
    I am just. so. excited. Really.

  14. Isabel on July 3rd, 2007 9:33 am

    That is very exciting. Congrats to you and your little family.

  15. Melanie on July 5th, 2007 4:05 pm

    Oh, this WOULD happen while I am laxly not checking blogs so much! Congratulations a million times, how excitingly awesome and OMG OMG!!!!

  16. Heath on July 7th, 2007 5:49 pm

    I’m so late! I’ve been out of town! Not that you care b/c I almost never comment, but I always read! And whoo! I’m so excited for you all!

  17. Hey Meg on July 9th, 2007 4:56 am

    I, too, am late in responding and am also joining the masses of de-lurkers to wish you congratulations!! I started reading your blog when you were expecting Riley, so it’s only fitting to come out of the woodwork now! Oh, I hope everything goes swimmingly for the next 7.5 months or so! :)

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