Comments on: Crushes and beebees

By: Danielle

Danielle — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 13:48:40 +0000

Hee! Bee bee is my daughter’s nickname so she uses a different word – bubbles, or buhbowlz. Sadly, mine have not resembled -buhbowlz- since she was weaned. WTF? *glances forlornly at chest* I envy your round bee bees.

By: breckgirl

breckgirl — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 18:52:56 +0000

Ooh – I love a good movie man crush. And I have some really embarassing ones. I LOVE Jason Stratham (don’t even know if I spelled that right and I don’t even care) from the Transporter movies. He gets me all hot and bothered. And I also LOVE Daniel Craig – you know, the new James Bond. Loved him in Layer Cake and was insanely jealous of Sienna Miller because she got to writhe all over his bare chest, tonguing him wildly. I don’t know why (and it amuses my husband to no end) it turns me on when guys in movies get really angry and aggressive and MANISH. And if they sweat or yell, well, I am over the edge. Oooh – Russell Crowe in L.A. Confidential – so mean and sweaty. YUM-O.

Loved the pic of your bee bees. I shudder to think what my child might point at to indicate my bee bees. Test tubes? Soaking wet water socks? Upsidedown traffic cones? Pitiful half-filled water-balloons that stretch about eight inches from the hand holding them? Sigh. At least yours were round and the nipple was actually in the middle and dangling off the bottom!

By: Leah

Leah — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 18:49:34 +0000

Is it me or did you once draw a picture of yourself as some sort of fantastical winged goddess with similarly Playskool-style boobs?

By: Gertie

Gertie — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 17:40:22 +0000

you think hot dreams of Captain Jack are bad? I can top your disturbing fantasy luvah with one word: Beetlejuice!

Not the actor Michael Keaton, but the actual character.

What’s really fucked up is that I had this same raunchy dream TWICE.

By: Jennie

Jennie — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 17:32:28 +0000

I kind of have a thing for E from Entourage… perhaps it’s the red hair, perhaps not. But I also have it BAD for Peter from Heroes (possibly better known as Jess from Gilmore Girls and also, I just figured out, as the guy in Fergie’s new video).

By: Moose

Moose — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 15:25:36 +0000

Oh, my. I am reminded of some really inappropriate Christian Slater thoughts. I’m not even redeemed by attaching these thoughts to the ’80s Christian Slater. These thoughts are about early ’90s (ahem) Robin Hood Christian Slater. When he wore tights.

Wow. That was embarrassing. I think I need a waffle.

By: GoingLoopy

GoingLoopy — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 14:26:37 +0000

The elves don’t do it for me, but Captain Jack can take me to his special island.

And HAHAHA at Riley’s step-by-step Magna-Doodle instructions. He’ll probably teach all his friends in preschool that…

By: nonsoccermom

nonsoccermom — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 13:46:07 +0000

Ha ha ha! That is too funny!!

By: JennB

JennB — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 13:36:08 +0000

Ha!
P used to tweak my nipples if we were in the shower together. DAY-UM!! Ouch!

By: ang

ang — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 13:22:53 +0000

Captain Jack AND Legolas? well hell, you’ve just made my morning! But I wonder why I only find Orlando Bloom hot with elf ears?? That’s kinda disturbing.