Comments on: A slow Thursday night, before Survivor started

By: Flotsam » Fathead.

Flotsam » Fathead. — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 02:50:12 +0000

[...] Anyhow, I managed to unearth my one pair of fancy pants from a bag of dry cleaning that one of the cats had been using as a lair. The pants in question appeared to be made entirely of cat hair when I found them, but I recognized the label and knew that there was perfectly good black material underneath. After I had removed the worst of the furriness with duct tape, I hung the pants in the bathroom with the shower running in an attempt to steam out the 6-month-old creases. We do own an iron, by the way, but I am ashamed to say that it wasn’t until later in the afternoon that I even remembered the existence of such a fantastical, fabric-smoothing appliance. Luckily, the never worn button-down shirt I paired with the pants still had creases running down the arms, so I figured “creases” could be the unifying theme tying my outfit together. Missing from my ensemble was underwear, because I couldn’t find any. [...]

By: sundry

sundry — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 18:59:13 +0000

TALLYING THE VOTES NOW! Comments are now closed so as to preserve the authenticity of the DATA. Ahem.

By: victoria

victoria — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 18:37:40 +0000

Trap. Cats don’t have hives.

By: Anais

Anais — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 18:26:43 +0000

Ah, I meant to put “Sorry, JB.”

Oh well.

By: Anais

Anais — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 18:25:28 +0000

If Cat were a sweet, innocent feline, then I’d totally say HIVE, but we all know that Cat is “the embodiment of evil” (as Susie said), so TRAP it is! Sorry, Linda.

By the way, as a black cat owner myself, I totally love how adorable Cat looks in those pictures.

By: Cassandra

Cassandra — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 18:17:11 +0000

It may be a hive for the cat (if cats even cared for hives), but it’s DEFINITELY a trap for you. So I go with trap.

By: Chaya

Chaya — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 18:16:56 +0000

Dude. That is so a trap. JB could have built a “hive” for Cat anywhere, but to put it on the couch where you are used to flopping down… TRAP.

By: Amber

Amber — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 15:42:23 +0000

Eee! I just read the clarification. TRAP! It’s definitely a TRAP!

By: Amber

Amber — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 15:41:05 +0000

Wow, it’s looking pretty 50-50 to me, so I’d better weigh in. I wouldn’t call it a ‘hive’. Cats don’t have hives, like everyone else said, they have LAIRS. But although he may have worded it incorrectly, cat does seem to enjoy it. So…I’ll just shut up now.

By: Andee

Andee — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 15:40:01 +0000

The way Cat looks there? Definitely a trap!