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You must consider three important things when choosing decent medical gloves. Firstly the level of protection of the gloves is vital as this is the whole point of the gloves. The cost of the glove is an important factor as you need to think about how m…

So we went to a party and I hit on some lesbians for a while. I like messing around with fat lesbians, but I was nice, because the chick hosting the party is the big sister of one, my friend, and also happens to be a native american standing around 6′6″ and weighing in the neighborhood of three hundred pounds. I kind of try and avoid getting my ass kicked by women, mostly.

But that party got lame, so we all piled back in the van and went to our bar. But there was some douche bag DJ playing a bunch of pop and disco and shit, so we left there after a few beers. We juggled around between a few final destinations before we eventually ended up at the house we started at. Then like thirty more people randomly showed up. I stayed conscious past midnight, and didn’t piss off anyone that I know of. I also managed to not sleep with anyone I shouldn’t be sleeping with, which means I’m disease free and safe from boyfriend vendettas. And I even got up early New Years day and got twisted again whilst smoking a big ass ham, which was delicious btw. We smoked it with wood chips from the barrels they age Jack Daniels in. God may not hate me after all. Happy 2008 internet denizens, and good luck with popping out the new spawn Sundry.

We spent New Year’s Eve at Disneyland with twenty-fivehundred-bazillion other people. We made it to midnight. On the way home, we were *this close* to being hit by someone who was obviously drunk.

Next year, we are staying HOME.

Oh, and a day late and a dollar short: I did finally did your survey thingy: http://pinkherring.typepad.com/weblog/2008/01/1-what-did-you.html

Luckily I didn’t resolve to be punctual in 2008.