Comments on: Movies, mocking the children

By: air ride part for range rover

air ride part for range rover — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 07:29:50 +0000

The Results have been sent to the BAA, the USATF course cert number is ID03004MR

By: launchingsloth

launchingsloth — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 05:13:33 +0000

Also: thanks. Going to remove that Jesse James movie from the Netflix.

By: launchingsloth

launchingsloth — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 05:12:39 +0000

HOT FUZZ

and/or

SEAN OF THE DEAD.

I don’t like zombie movies or horror or anything, but I laughed my metaphorical butt clean off watching SEAN OF THE DEAD.

Also, I’ll just throw in with the club and say The Wire rules.

By: Josh

Josh — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 02:58:43 +0000

Boy I’ll tell you what not to rent. Unless you just happen to like having candy coated bunnies shit down your throat in a long sorroful song of hope and inspiration, don’t watch The Pursuit of Happiness. That sucked huge fake porno cock. It was two hours of bad things happening to Will Smith as he bravely struggled to work two jobs so he could raise his suspiciously white looking child. The most exciting part of the movie was the numerous scenes where Will runs his ass off in various attire either carrying his retarded x-ray machine, or chasing someone who stole it … again. Also, there’s a scene where he apparently slip his son a rufee so he can sleep through some jack ass repeated banging on a remote train station bathroom door while Mrs. Smith curls up like a pussy and cries for a while. My dick actually fell off after watching that scene. Do yourself a favor and leave that useless piece of crap at blockbuster, or netflix or wherever you rent from.

By: Shawnde

Shawnde — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 23:09:32 +0000

All four seasons of The Wire. You will both love it, and it’s addictive. Season five is just finishing up on HBO.

By: Jen

Jen — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 20:52:08 +0000

I am not going to read 101 comments so I will just throw down 3:10 to Yuma and Eastern Promises. Because anything with a.) Christian Bale and b.) Viggo Mortensen is going to be all right. We are also watching Rome the series by HBO right now and its addictive. And seriously – Ninja Eyes. Holy shit that was good.

By: Clueless But Hopeful Mama

Clueless But Hopeful Mama — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:19:16 +0000

Okay, I’m too lazy to read all the comments (plus, chocolate is CALLING to me from the kitchen).

I wish I had read this before WASTING two hours (I gave up) with The Assassination of CRAP. It was painful I tell you. You just gave a great PSA.

Must recommend:

Once (beautiful music, tender, touching)
Michael Clayton
Hustle and Flow
Waitress

By: thejunebug

thejunebug — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 12:38:44 +0000

I really only watch fluffy romantic movies, and usually literature flicks, like Becoming Jane. That was a fabulous movie, even if Anne Hathaway’s fake accent fades in and out.

By: Anya Paull

Anya Paull — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 05:08:29 +0000

Waitress (loved this snarky dramedy, it might also have been because it was the first flick I watched blissed out to be alone for 2 hours since having a kiddo!)
StarDust
Mad Men (Series from AMC but not out yet)

Just checked Netflix and they have the Joe Schmo Show Season One, which my husband and I watched years ago and laughed our asses off every single time it was on. An obscure series that mocks reality shows by putting on a fake show with actors, except one guy who thinks it is real. The show is so great because the challenges are horribly fake and hilarious and the guy who they picked as “Joe Schmo” is so incredibly sweet and nice that he really throws the actors off their mark by not reacting the way they assume he will. They copy all of the reality shows that were on at the time, complete with throwing the voted off contestants plate in a fireplace and exclaiming “You’re Dead to Us” and a huge bird named Manicore who flies in each scene with the challenge instructions attached to his claws…Anyway, major laughs or else the bar for what I found funny 5 yrs ago was pretty low!

Ninja carseat baby eyes is my absolute favorite :-)

By: Kathryn

Kathryn — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 03:33:52 +0000

Oh my jesus, your children and their expressions crack me right up. How did Riley come to be so suspicious of the world?

And really, Kathie’s comment sums it up perfectly–they’re Pinky and the Brain.