Holy cats, some of you sure are a porny bunch. It’s nice to know I’m among such foul-brained company. Although the plethora of captions of Questionable Taste sort of got JB wigged out after a while: “Should you be enjoying this so much? MY GOD, THIS IS OUR SON.”

True, the child did not ask for his mother to encourage such lascivious behavior at his expense, and I’d maybe feel a little bit bad about it except I’m still laughing too hard at Michelle’s winning entry: “. . . caves to preschool pressure and gets first viewing of 2 girls 1 sippy cup.” Michelle, you are a dirty bird and that was freaking hilarious, nicely done. (Hey, everyone go to Michelle’s website and check out her brand-new baby! Woo!)

My runner-up favorites:


Nuh Uh, its MYspace”, from Valria. This is particularly funny to me because Riley has been in a stage of “No, MY[whatever]!” for a long time now and I could totally see him saying that.

“Toddler discovers e-mail – shocked to learn he, too, can gain three extra inches!“, from Leah. Bah!

I CANNOT believe some of those Parentdish commenters!”, from Clarabella. Damn skippy, Riley, you’re not kidding.

Thanks for playing, guys.



39 Responses to “Hot dog, we have a wiener”

  1. WCD on February 28th, 2008 9:03 pm

    OMG he is just too freaking cute! Was he seriously pissed?

  2. Jem on February 28th, 2008 9:04 pm

    Damn! I completely missed the contest! Anyway, congratulations to the winner/runner ups…those were hilarious.

  3. Naomi in Oz on February 28th, 2008 9:06 pm

    Congrats to Michelle. I agree with JB, there is something intrinsically wrong with turning such a joyful photo into PORN!! (But it’s so much fun)

  4. veralynn on February 28th, 2008 9:25 pm

    Grrr I iz not yr LOLcat Mommy. Kthxbye – Riley

  5. lulu on February 28th, 2008 10:30 pm


    someone went to 2 girls 1 sippy cup???


    and completely nasty. makes me clench.

    me and this person? BFF 4 evar.

  6. Chloe on February 28th, 2008 10:44 pm

    I actually had to look up that video, because I am so out of the internet know, that I had no idea what “2 girls 1 cup” is. Thank god I clicked on the wiki page! Disgusting. I thought it was supposed to be porny, silly me.

    Good to see that Riley has maintained that suspicious expression throughout his life! So hilarious!

  7. clarabella on February 29th, 2008 12:47 am

    Yay! I got in! I’m so happpppy! I’ve gotten published somewhere reputable. Thanks, Sundry!

  8. Tammy on February 29th, 2008 1:20 am

    Next contest, coming up with a name for the readers trying to explain to their bosses or significant other why they were googling Goatse and 2 girls 1 cup.
    Why did I do it?

  9. Elissa on February 29th, 2008 2:21 am

    EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! I thought that the winning quote was a play on words about “2 girls and 1 guy” type of thing. Then I unfortunately googled the “2 girls 1 cup” phrase and was completely eeked out. My philosophy has always been – as long as it’s adults and consensual – but that was just….. beyond gross!

  10. Donna on February 29th, 2008 3:01 am

    I just wasted two hours of my life I could have been sleeping, and still couldn’t find anything but reaction videos. I did see the goatse one though.
    There used to be a website called consumption junction that had that kind of thing on there, as well as a guy hitting a woman with a live chicken while he was screwing her. You know, the whole kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole bird thing. I admit, I laughed my ass off.
    Sorry I missed the contest, but that’s ok being that I didn’t know anything about tub girls, goatse, or 2 girls so I had no hope of winning anyway.
    And could your boys be any cuter? I think not!

  11. Super Sarah on February 29th, 2008 4:19 am

    I totally missed the contest, but then laughed out loud at the picture on this post! Riley is so gorgeous, I love the expression! What the hell was he thinking?

  12. Swistle on February 29th, 2008 4:25 am

    Ha ha, look at his “back off!” crabby face, with foot intensifiers!

  13. Emma on February 29th, 2008 5:05 am

    My boyfriend, not interested in the prize but laughing his ass off at both the facial expression and the comments, had to give his tuppence’orth (or two cents, depending where you are).



    He’s making no money from these, la di da. He just found the whole concept hilarious :)

  14. Eric's Mommy on February 29th, 2008 6:51 am

    OMG! 2 girls 1 sippy cup!

    Also Riley looks EXACTLY like Eric in that picture, he used to make that face and we called it “Blue Steel” like from Zoolander.

  15. Belle on February 29th, 2008 7:07 am

    Well. I had no idea yesterday why everyone thought that the 2 girl thing was so funny. And now that you’ve explained and I’ve checked Wiki? Ick. And I still have no idea why that’s so funny.


  16. Jamie on February 29th, 2008 7:11 am

    Aww, thanks for the honorable mention. Now if only I could get the image of Angry Riley holding that poor bear by the scruff of its neck out of my head… :)

  17. Caitlin on February 29th, 2008 7:49 am

    Great choice!
    And Riley – oh my god- this picture of him is tooooo stinkin’ cute. WHERE did you get that t-shirt? Adorable.

    PS – I think this every time I see it in your pics – but your couch? Drool.
    Love. It. kthxbai!

  18. the goddess anna on February 29th, 2008 8:12 am

    Dude. My curiosity got the better of me, and now I’m off to the store to buy a 5-gallon bucket o Brain Bleach.

    I too thought the 2 girls 1 sippy cup thing was a play on 2 girls 1 guy… gah!

    I have a pic of my daughter with that same expression Riley has. Makes me giggle every time.

  19. Lauren on February 29th, 2008 8:52 am

    I didn’t click on the Wiki link when looking for Goatse… That scared me enough that I didn’t even Google 2 girls…

    Love the picture of Riley. Especially the little curled toes. Was he reading to the bear?

  20. Emily on February 29th, 2008 9:06 am

    I was also clueless about Goatse and 2 girls until today. God bless Wikipedia for letting me get the idea of what they are without having to actually view them. That would have been more than my little brain could handle. Leave it to Sundry and her readers to constantly expand my knowledge of the universe. Should I thank you all or curse you all? The jury is still out. :)

  21. Erica on February 29th, 2008 9:20 am

    After I’d read the sippy cup entry yesterday, I didn’t even bother doing one – I knew that one was PERFECT.

  22. Amy on February 29th, 2008 9:21 am

    Those are completely great and really brightened my morning.

    Also, your son has the *best* grouchy face I’ve ever seen.

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  24. telegirl on February 29th, 2008 10:08 am

    Oh. I thought (like many others) that it was just a play on “2 girls 1 guy”, and that was just hilarious to me, so I will leave it at that and not Google either “2 girls 1 Sippy Cup” Or “Goatse”. I’ll just keep thinking my happy little thoughts. Bunnies, flowers, fields, bunnies, flowers, fields…

  25. Lisa B on February 29th, 2008 10:37 am

    Ditto to that, telegirl – I google’d Dirty Sanchez last year thanks to Sundry (and on my work machine, oi!), and I’m still wishing I could burn out that part of my brain. :)

  26. beach on February 29th, 2008 11:41 am

    He has that serious dont f#@$ with me face down to a science….luv it!!!

  27. H on February 29th, 2008 11:41 am

    I’ve got a nephew who has to have a t-shirt like Riley’s. Where did you get it? So cute…

  28. Paige on February 29th, 2008 2:24 pm

    Oh, man. I didn’t know what 2 girls 1 sippy cup or goatse meant either yesterday. And I still don’t because I am at work! I am dying to know! Looks like I have homework this weekend.

  29. Amy on February 29th, 2008 5:03 pm

    I still don’t know what goatse means, but I will be looking it up when I get home (also still at work). I love Riley’s mad face…he is so much like my 3yo!!! I love the raw emotion of kids (yeah, okay, hate it too, but I can say that because grandma is picking the kids up tonight and hubby-n-I get some snuggle time!!!!!! CSI Marathon, here I come!

  30. Paige on February 29th, 2008 5:20 pm

    Okay, I have to agree with the others who said thank God for Wikipedia so I didn’t have to actually see the real things. Wow.

  31. Tessa on February 29th, 2008 5:26 pm

    I think every porny thing I didn’t learn from my husband, I learned from Sundry. Thanks for the commitment to education, girl!

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