Comments on: Adult content

By: Lavinia

Lavinia — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 22:44:06 +0000

I have not read your blog in (literally) months, due to huge stinking globs of work, parenting, etc. etc. etc., but I have to say that when I stopped by for a visit today and read this entry, I laughed until Diet Coke dribbled out my nose and realized that my life is significantly better (and certainly more entertained) with several weekly doses of Sundry.

(BTW – my sweetie and I had a good chuckle in the theatre when the wedge appeared, and only later did I realize that maybe there was some other use for it besides sex and the assumption of its sole use betrays what a PERV I am.)

By: kayla

kayla — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:41:58 +0000

I feel your pain it is very difficult to find private time with your s.o i have three kids so time is limited til after they go to bed them im tired as hell.

By: girl in greenwood

girl in greenwood — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 05:36:18 +0000

“My first thought when I saw the sex wedge in Burn After Reading was, “Linda has one of those!” ”

DITTO! Hee. Linda’s edumacting the entire interweb.

By: Hey, you! · hazards of installing the baby monitor backwards

Hey, you! · hazards of installing the baby monitor backwards — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 20:05:45 +0000

[...] Please go read it all. [...]

By: Josh

Josh — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 01:29:28 +0000

Ha, I just thought of something hilarious. When JB comes back you should give him a cantaloupe with a hole in it for his dick, and tell him you must have misheard. You thought he wanted to piss you off by leaving you alone for a week with the kids so he could bag a cantaloupe.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!
God I’m juvenile.

By: Josh

Josh — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 01:26:06 +0000

See, babies crying can be sexy, you just have to be a very twisted person. For example, I could imagine getting it on whilst a baby was crying if I was banging Jamie Presley up in that shoddy trailer she has on my name is Earl. In this scenario she would be so trashy and irresponsible that her baby would cry unattended almost all the time, therefore putting her in a mental bracket along with hookers or drunk sorority girls. Basically she would be so undesirable for a relationship that I would have no problem ignoring everything around me and focusing on strictly one time, crazy, twister, limbo, wrastlin monkey sex with some eye candy I don’t care about. See if you can’t pitch that one to JB.

On a side note, what you are basically saying is that when you aren’t busy with children and or babies, and have time alone, you fantasize about Angelina Jolie and french maids? That’s what I heard anyway. I bet JB could find a baby sitter if you let him in on that one.

Side side note: Do they have like, baby kennels or something? Like a place where they put your baby in a hermetically sealed pod for a week while you travel the world and use robot arms to feed and change it or whatever. If not they should.

By: jen

jen — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 22:05:02 +0000

love the way you write sista, and it’s oh so true.

By: wwbd

wwbd — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 05:01:16 +0000

My first thought when I saw the sex wedge in Burn After Reading was, “Linda has one of those!” Then I wondered if my mom (who was sitting next to me in the theater) knew what it was and desperately hoping that she didn’t.

By: jenn

jenn — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 02:53:02 +0000

Also, I had to google Sybian… I had no idea the contraption that the George Clooney character rigged up in his basement was an actual thing! And ps, thanks for clearing up my friends’ and my confusion about the purple thing… we were thinking it was for sex but it’s nice to know for sure.

By: Amy

Amy — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 00:54:33 +0000

i too laughed when the pillow appeared (in the movie), but noone else did.