Comments on: Feeble

By: AmyMusings

AmyMusings — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:44:33 +0000

Is that supposed to say asswipe? I don’t get that license plate.

By: Sharon

Sharon — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:19:23 +0000

I realize this is late in the game to be posting comments, but I thought of you as I drove into work today, behind a jeep with a Tweety Bird tire cover and the license plate “NOSHOES”. You have to understand, I teach high school. And so the first thing I thought was, “NOS HOES”!! and I’m off and and ranting about sexist a-holes who can’t even spell “HO” correctly… and then I realize that it probably means “NO SHOES”. Sigh.

By: Ashley

Ashley — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 06:05:40 +0000

There is a car always parked outside our local Sears store. I figure it belongs to the owner because the license plate says MRSEARS. For the longest time I thought it said Mrs Ears but I think it’s Mr Sears. For some reason Mrs Ears makes me laugh everytime I see it.

By: Shelly

Shelly — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:50:46 +0000

I definitely think that the further out of school we get, the less we use the skills we learned there. I’m certainly guilty of that.

I did get the smart car license plate, but struggled with the one Pete posted.

By: Amanda

Amanda — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:50:03 +0000

We parents, particularly those of us known to be not exceptionally learned, end up appearing like idiot savants when we unexpectedly whip an answer out of thin air.

Here’s to exceeding low expectations every third Tuesday.

By: Jessica Contreras

Jessica Contreras — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 05:54:28 +0000

I think social skills go down the tube with brain cells when you have children. They must be stored in the placenta. That’s the only way I can justify my newfound lack of memory and ability to connect with other human beings over the age of 5.

By: superblondgirl

superblondgirl — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 05:32:20 +0000

It took me a while to figure out the license plate, too. And I was always in the gifted programs at school and now I can barely add up my score when we play Yahtzee (I always lose at Yahtzee, BTW). I tell my son that the brain is a muscle and you have to exercise it or you lose it, but if that’s true then my brain is as fat as my ass, and that is not a place where either body part should be, in an ideal world. I hope that is just a Parental Lie I am telling him. I don’t want to be mentally inferior to the old me.

By: .303 Bookworm

.303 Bookworm — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 03:25:23 +0000

Here’s a phrase that totally justifies how STU-Pid I feel sometimes: “You’re smarter than a box of rocks, if some of the smarter rocks were removed first.”

These are generally the days when I’m looking at a text from my niece and trying to figure out 1) who LOL is and 2) why are they in this story???

By: Ashleas

Ashleas — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 15:19:26 +0000

When they’re not backwards.. or missing a word. I CAN FIGURE THEM OUT. (SZEMTRS and EZ2XCLR8).

My mom has a vanity plate which says PAPPION.
Papillon but missing the Ls. Still pronouced the same way (the Ls give it a E-on sound being that it’s french and all).

By: Jen

Jen — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 02:54:24 +0000

dude. I had to read through a few comments and use context clues to figure it out.

I used to be smart.