Oct
7
Because sometimes it’s just like, what the hell, right?

Oh yes. Clear. Plastic. Heels.
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Because sometimes it’s just like, what the hell, right?

Oh yes. Clear. Plastic. Heels.
67 Responses to “Embracing it”
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Those are full of awesome. Total Miss America shoes.
lulz, awesome
Love.
Yes, yes the heels are super-duper. My question is, where is your apron from? I LOVE the colors!!!
If they ever cast a lead for a remake of Bewitched, you have the IT factor.
I don’t think I could wear that apron without feeling I had to dress up, do my hair, my makeup, etc.
Oh please tell me those are the shoes you wore for your wedding. If so I am going to be JEALOUS that you were able to wear them twice!!!!
what, no pearls?
Awesome.
I love the apron!
Clear. Plastic. AND. Silver.
When I die and go to heaven, my kitchen will have those cabinets.
Oh, WIN.
Nice stems, Betty Draper.
My favorite part is that there is no sign of anything being cooked anywhere in that picture!
You’re rocking the homeschooling-mom look.
And I’m still loving the bangs!
Have I told you lately that I love you?
Love it. I saw this and felt a jolt — made me remember that I had a very vivid dream about meeting you last night. In the dream, I was at the beach and a little boy ran past — when he looked up I recognized that it was Riley, and when I looked to see who was chasing after him, there you were. I was overjoyed to see you. :-)
Oh Linda you just slay me <3
Win!
I also love the apron, like for reals :-) Super cute, I want one even though I don’t cook :-)
I would have exactly the same feelings around wearing such a Martha-esque apron – although – to be honest, it’s totally cute. As for the heels? YES. PLEASE.
Oh – you have a kitchenaid mixer? (jealous)
How. Damn. Cute. Are you?!?
i know you’re aiming for silly but this is freaking ADORABLE.
Where’s my dinner at woman?
milf-ing it for all it’s worth!
Like I didn’t already have a HUGE girlcrush on you.
BTW….am loving the polish on your toes. What brand/color is that?
i don’t see the kids and obviously JB is taking the photo…i feel like i’m slightly intruding…heh
hey wait I thought you were going to wear the apron without the dress underneath? (Or was that the next – unpublished – photo?)
Oh my god you are both adorable and hilarious.
Probably the most excellent in like…. DAMN!
God, I had a 70’s flashback there for a second, damn acid! LOL
I love how the kitchen is spotless behind you….
Bwahahaha! Of course, everyone knows that the real uniform for SAHMs is a stained t-shirt and baggy sweats. Or is that just me?
WHAT?
Loving those shoes, never again will you not have a pair of heels to go with your outfit no matter the color or season.
Love it!!
Is that one of Soper’s aprons? Love the pic…very Mad Men (not that I have ever seen that show or anything…).
MILF!
Are those the shoes from your wedding???
And if kitchens are what sell houses… Well, I don’t understand the people of Seattle. Gorgeous!
Ha! Add some pearls and you could be June effing Cleaver. But we know better… heh.
Just plain Yummy Mummy! Need some quiet time in the bathroom right now…
You look adorable and although I know what you mean about the overeating making you feel bad; you’ll be happy to know those extra (bag) teddy bear crackers aren’t showing!
So funny, because as I scrolled down the photo giggling at your expression and your apron and your wooden, uh, spatula(?), I kept thinking “what the hell, Linda still looks FAB!”
Then I saw the clear plastic heels…PRICELESS! Every girl should have clear plastic heels, regardless of whether they wear said plastic heels to strut around the stripper pole…
Are those your wedding shoes? Good thing you got at least one more wear out of them…
And next you’re going to meet JB at the door with nothing but those shoes and saran wrap on? Isn’t that one of those things that housewives were supposed to do ?
OMFG! You rock that apron!
Love the dress, love the pose, and that darling apron might be able to inspire even ME to cook!
Also, I’m ashamed to admit that I currently possess three pair of clear plastic heels.
You’re the cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. But why in the world did you ever buy clear shoes? why?
Oh man, I’ve wanted an apron like that for AGES (my last one purchased was a “Clean All the Things!” one from Hyperbole and a Half, so not girly at all), and now I know exactly what footwear to get with it, too!
I wanna be you when I grow up.
Have I told you that you’re my favorite? No? Well you are…for real.
You’re adorable, but the main thing that draws my eye is how is your floor so clean?
hahahahahahaha! Love it!
ha! love it
Where on the mother-planet did you find that apron? I would cook more if I had an apron like that. Either that or have more do-it with the man-friend… I’m not sure how your husband resists, mine wouldn’t.
Where’s your lipstick? (Whore.)
You look fabulous, Mrs. Cleaver! Though I must say you are missing the string of pearls. :)
Donna Reed never looked so good.
Are you going to cook with that wooden utensil, or are you looking for someone to spank?!
Love. It.
Was it your fantasy for you to wear only the apron with the clear heels, or was it mine?
OMG you’re adorable.
Er, I mean, totally sexy.
Ok both.
Nice. I used to have some like those, and the heels lit up when you walked. Like kids’ shoes, but with more psychology.
omg, best. thing. ever.
That is exactly what I thought. Clear. Plastic. Heels…. Plays “Highly Suspicious” by My Morning Jacket and announces, “And here we have Brandy Star from Everyone Knows A Slut Named Brandy Fame…” Hey, that’s just MY dream, ok? I have aspirations just like everyone else.
Actually my mom has a pair of these really skanky ones (Um, I guess she’s a product of the 70’s???) and I think I’m gonna surprise my husband, wearing these and changing a baby bottle..Yes. *That* would be sexy. Ha.
Ha! If I stop scrolling right at the knee, it looks like a magazine. But then I scroll and see the clear plastic heels. Hilarious!
Did a prince come and fit those onto your feet, then whisk you off to have two beautiful sons in the Pacific northwest?
Awesome.
Awesome. Awesome. Awesome. You’re rockin’ those shoes!
luv it!
You are awesome!! I love it!
Love it!