This is *the best* nerdy thing I’ve read all day! I know far too many people who will enjoy this :)

HYSTERICAL….however, at this state in my post divorce dry spell….I would do any of them :)

DYING here. And I haven’t even seen the movies.

Hands down, my favorite post of yours. Ever.

(also, yes please, to all of them)

Hahahaha. Awesome.

I don’t know… I still think Thor takes the cake.

I grew up in a small town in northern BC, which now explains my affinity for Thor.

Yowza. Who knew Mark Ruffalo was so hot?

I think I may have married Thor.

LOVE this! I am dying laughing, and yet I agree with you on all these predictions!

This was hilarious. I feel compelled to share this with all of my nerdy friends on FB. Thanks for the laugh!

I choose Bruce Banner.

No love for nick fury/Sam Jackson?

God, archers are hot.

Brilliant. Movie was not even on my radar and suddenly I must see.

Y’all obviously have not read Linda’s walking dead recaps……pure gold!
Genius! And now I’m thinking I might have to see this movie!

I had been looking forward to your verdicts on these guys in the rigorous “Marry/F***/Kill” game, but this … this is even better.

Also, thank you for the many pictures of handsome man candy.

Gold, absolutely gold!

HAhahahaha…. awesome. this is fully what blogs are for.

Mark Ruffalo has great lips. Wow.

hehe love this :)

LOVE IT! You win at blog posts for the year.

But also? I never really thought Jeremy Renner was hot until this movie. HELLO.

I don’t care. Ironman is mine. All mine.

Oh, boy! I mean, man! Or…men!

Found you via Incogntus Scriptior and so glad … this was such a funny post! I loved the movie and would love me some Tony Stark. Yip, seems I’m a sucker for a man who is more interested in his own opinions ;)

Hahahaha! See now, I would have gone with Iron Man before reading this objective guide. But the loafers without socks thing is just such a good point. Bruce Banner it is!

I was going to try for F, M, K, but got stalled out realizing I’d put most of them in both the F and K category. M category was totally empty.

Thor is pretty hot. Admit it.

But Steve Rogers is, if you take the “dancing” metaphor literally in his solo movie, a virgin. Which means after you tolerate a little inexperience, you can train him exactly how you want him.

And also convince him that pegging is how EVERYONE has sex in the 21st century.

Plus let’s not forget he has four times the recovery ability of a regular man, which makes him a Pez dispenser of hard-ons.

(Confession: I’d do ’em all. Including Black Widow, Nick Fury, and Agent Coulson.)

This is hysterical!!

Iron Man, Hawkeye.. Umm YES PLEASE!

Review of my late 20s. Hilarious.

Oh my goodness, I didn’t know Mark Ruffalo was Bruce Banner, now I HAVE to see it! (And Ironman would be nice for a night or two!)

I don’t care who/what Tony Stark talks about as long as he’s naked.

Ha! This is awesome and I didn’t even see the movie yet. Bruce Banner and/or Mark Ruffalo any day

I’ll take Bruce Banner (it helps that I’m already madly in lust with Mr. Ruffalo). Thanks for making it so simple :)

You are hilarious! I laughed out loud and my husband looked at me like Im crazy!

Oh Bruce… flutter flutter flutter

I had to think about it for a minute and then I realized: Linda is enough of a fangirl/detail-oriented media consumer that the reason she didn’t include Nick Fury is that he’s the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., not a member of the Avengers.

Your synopsis may be dead on, but I’d still love to lick every delicious centimeter of Thor’s body, then wrap my hands in his hair and ride him like a hobby horse… I might even want to share that bowl with him. DAMN, that man is h.o.t.!

This is so funny. I want to see you do a version of this same post for all the testosteroney summer movies. And my husband is happy because you’ve just convinced me to see The Avengers.

As for me, I’d hang out and smoke a bowl with Thor, but then I’d leave with Bruce Banner. Also, Loki looks like a discount Jared Leto.

LOL to this whole post in general and the Loki description in particular. Thanks for the laugh!

I find Bruce Banner to be the most appealing of these guys – does this mean I’m old?

Once again, Linda, you have hit the nail on the head – consider it a gift! Just saw the Avengers yesterday and love your analysis, though I do really love Thor.

I’ll take Loki any day.

Sooooo…Bruce Banner wins?

This reminds me of the website I saw during the Men’s World Cup that showed the hottest guys on each team. It made the world cup fun even after the US men got eliminated.

Amy

Not gonna lie – I’d do them all. Except Loki. He gives me the heebies and his hair is ick.

But Thor and Hawkeye? UNF CITY USA.

I thoroughly enjoyed this! Thanks! :)

Fantastic web site. A lot of helpful information here.
I’m sending it to some friends ans additionally sharing
in delicious. And of course, thanks for your effort!