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- 05: Yes, it’s been kind of a slow Sunday, why? (30)
- 05: Sunday afternoon movie roundup (26)
- 02: Short collection of nothing much (31)
- 30: Mobility is a fearsome thing (86)
- 28: Real, not Memorex (34)
- 24: A festive outing (54)
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- 05: Back to the familiar (36)
- 01: Post-birthday wrapup (38)
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- 27: Shagging and carpet-chewing (57)
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- 11: Whistling in the dark (42)
- 10: Cat: found (34)
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- 30: Heading to a van down by the river (172)
- 28: Gratitude; summertime; “it’s really more of a gesture” (60)
- 27: Arterial byways (93)
- 25: Weekend activities (33)
- 22: Something random and fun (19)
- 22: I could never be Jack Bauer (24)
- 20: Heh heh heh, “swedish finish” (36)
- 13: Menudo! (22)
- 10: Junk in my trunk (32)
- 07: Houston, we have a problem….a *sexy* problem (30)
- 06: Some random links for your viewing pleasure (22)
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- 04: As long on the outside as he was on the inside (24)
- 01: I my loved one’s watch am keeping (30)
- 31: Rugrats (HAR HAR HAR) (36)
- 29: Things I saw over the weekend (20)
- 27: Candy mountain (20)
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- 19: WWJD (110)
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- 16: Potpourri (52)
- 15: …oh my (45)
- 14: Home again, home again (19)
- 11: Purple Is a Fruit (12)
- 10: Advancing in distraction (23)
- 10: A term almost as appealing as mommyblogging (29)
- 09: Today, this morning (36)
- 08: Planning changes, changing plans (24)
- 08: The silly jeans contest; third prize is you’re fired (37)
- 06: The best jeans for dropping it like it is, in fact, hot (39)
- 05: Cinco de Mayo (62)
- 04: You ask, and I deliver (63)
- 03: Department of LAME (19)
- 01: Eight months and counting (37)
- 30: Farmtastic (22)
- 27: Sitting in mood swings (33)
- 26: The regret I wish I could forget (47)
- 25: Drinking it all up (69)
- 24: Recovering from the testosterone overload (19)
- 21: My thrilling weekend plans: hookers and blow! (11)
- 19: A non-baby blog and pointless baby toys (31)
- 18: Reading between the lines (32)
- 17: Mucus and misunderstandings (32)
- 15: In the grand tradition of posing for holiday photos (10)
- 14: No curtain calls, please (38)
- 13: The sunny side of life (28)
- 12: P.O.U.S’s (Pants of Unusual Sizes) (29)
- 10: Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around (30)
- 06: Buttery (27)
- 04: In the face of adversity (112)
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- 02: Brief update on the thrilling website change (12)
- 01: Testing, testing (40)
