I’m glad your day got better.

Pirate hat, my ass. That thing is freakin’ creepy.

for a ship of Vagina Pirates maybe…

Or rectum?

Catchers Mitt? Mick Jagger’s lips after a fight?

Ass Pirates – that must be it.

Both my husband and myself laughed hysterically at JBs reply to Friend of Ruth! That is classic!!! and perfection for my Monday. Thank you JB.

Im glad your day got better! It must be the week because everybody i know is having a crappy Tuesday. (oh… wait… its Monday for you. meh, ill go with the crappy week thing)

I love the comments on the phone. The poor girl was probably so confused, and i can imagine the converstaion she will have later with the friend who gave her the number.

And yeah… I agree with you. The “pirate hat” doesn’t look so innocent.

HOW is that thing a pirate hat?!?!!

Thank you for the laugh after an exceptionally tough day. So unfortunate that Ruth didn’t supply the requested picture.

That so called hat is totally labiaesque. This is coming from a mom who just spent three hours in a ‘birds and bees’ class talking about labias, vulva’s and of course scrotums as well.

i’m trying to see a pirate hat. I’m trying to see a pirate hat. I’m trying to see a…
yeah, no. It’s a labia.

what k said. heh.

It reminds me of a Rolling Stones album cover but without the tongue. *shudder*

I wouldn’t have even seen a pirate hat if you hadn’t said anything. That is jacked up.

Labia? Or LAIR?

MUAH HA HA HA HAHA!

I’m so glad your day turned out better.

OMG, JB’s comments for that wrong number were hilarious! You know what he should have done when she said “I thought you cut hair” he should have said, “Yes pubic hair” OMG that would be so gross.

As far as that “pirate hat” goes, it looks like a hoo-hoo to me too!

Glad the day ended better!

Nope, that is definately Labia-Riffic!

That is so far from a pirate hat. Eww.

I prefer to see two larvae. or croissants. But yeah, labia.

That’s a good one. I hope your kids inherit your and JB’s naughty of sense of humour.

I tried making mini bowling pins for my son with Play-Doh recently and all I managed to make was something that strongly resembled a penis. Was planning to take some pictures of it, you know, to add to my collection of toddler memorabilia, but the babysitter destroyed it. I watched her face closely as she picked it up but she didn’t register humour nor disgust. Hehehh.

No it’s not. It’s a labia.

Labia pirates or possibly a mangled anus.

glad things got better for you and that sure don’t look like not pirate hat

LMFAO at “Vagina Pirates” :)

I’m so glad your day got better

Yo ho ‘ho and a bottle of Astroglide!

That…is a pirate hat? I see the same thing.

Overall, I’m gald you day got better!!

JB is kind of like fast food: So awesome, and the right amount of evil.

It’s a pirate hat in the same way Georgia O’Keeffe’s flowers are just flowers.

Sitting here laughing my ass off..at the text and the labia. Thanks for starting my day off right!

I just read your previous post after seeing this one–I am so sorry you had such a shitty morning. I cringe to think of the times that I have lost my temper with my son for no good reason whatsoever, and the way his face crumples at those times. . . well, you know. But at this age, at least, it’s easy to make it all better with “sorry” and a hug & kiss.

The text message conversation is HILARIOUS, by the way. And that is no pirate hat that I ever want to see, thank you.

um. i kinda love JB right now ;)

eeeww a jenna jameson labia maybe… thing looks rode hard and put up wet

glad your rain cloud dissapated

It kinda looks like a smiling anus….

Sorry about your Monday AM. I’ve done that too, and I always hate myself for it. The other day I was cleaning my room and I found a note that my daughter had slipped under my door while I was crying about something one time, undoubtedly after yelling at her to shut up or something because the note said, “Mom, I’m sorry I talked. I love you. T.” I felt like shit when I re-read it and I don’t even remember what it was about.

LOVE JB’s messages to Friend o’ Ruth. I hope they get a kick out of it when Ruth and Friend realize Friend texted to the wrong number. But iChat? On a PHONE? It’s ALMOST enough to make me switch to AT and T. But not quite.

And? Vagina Pirates? LMAO. That is hysterical.

Now I can’t even remember what a pirate hat DOES look like.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!

this has to be one of my fave posts ever! the humor of you + JB combined is beyond hilarious!

I do agree that “hat” is labia. I can’t even see how it’s a hat.

if there is a ‘found porn’ pool on flickr, you gotta submit!

JB’s text is hilarious. That “pirate” hat does look suspicious. I actually thought it looked like edamame at first.

“dirty-minded Liberator-owning smutbag”

I guffawed at that. Thanks. I needed a good laugh. But yes, that thing doesn’t look like an innocent children’s toy at all. When I saw the photo myself, I at first thought it was a pair of bronzed lips… not labia, just lips…but well, labia it might as well be.

Hmmm. That thing does NOT say “pirate hat” to me.

You know how when someone shows you a picture that is obviously two faces, and they try to claim it’s a vase, and then suddenly all you can see is a vase even though you know it’s two faces? I sort of feel like that right now, only I’m pretty sure that thing was never a pirate hat, no matter what the toy seller claimed.

Anyway, I hope someone texts ME from a wrong number soon. What fun.

Oh hilarious. Both the text messages and the “pirate hat.” Funny my dad had a mistaken recipient in a text message conversation yesterday also, regarding my brother’s emergency splenectomy (i.e. take out ruptured spleen – yet another organ we can live without!). That poor recipient was probably thoroughly alarmed till he figured out it was the wrong number!

That toy; it is totally vulvar!

JB rules. Some may have *thought* of that awesome reply, but how many would actually have sent it. Only those with the mad fence-jumping ninja skilz….

Way too funny on the text. I wonder if it all ever made its way back to Ruth, whoever she is.

Totally pornographic toy. Ha.
JB is hilarious with the texting…wonder what the girl is thinking.

It surely doesn’t look like a pirate hat to me. My aunt has a dresser with these fancy handles that look for all the world like hairy balls. True story.

Glad life went back Up for you yesterday. =)

How hilarious! We have the same pirate, who we call Captain Vaginahead!

Butt pirate?

It certainly looks like it’s had a jolly rogering, aye ;).

PS: ROFLing at Stacy, “mangled anus”, heh :)

Awesome. Love the texts. And the hat…definitely not so innocent. Somewhere someone in the design is laughing his ass off that it got approved.

it looks like something you’d be able to order from one of those catalogs of “novelty chocolates”…i mean, i ASSUME you could order something like that…

I can’t even picture how it is a pirate hat…really? Some creative young toy maker is laughing his ass off at whoever bought that as a pirate hat!