So, speaking, um, hypothetically, what would you do if you had a house full of contractors on a Friday when you were home from work and when you went into your one working bathroom you discovered this on the counter next to the sink?


And it wasn’t YOURS? Or your husband’s? Or the dog’s?

(UPDATE: at about 3:30 PM today, the lube mysteriously disappeared.)



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Motherhood Uncensored
17 years ago

Heh. I thought you were doing your product placement for the new KY Warm Mist.

Are they coming back? You should leave a note in the mirror in lipstick.

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Hmm. I think I’d stop hiring my contractors from Brokeback Mountain Construction. Hee! OR….maybe he’s got himself one o’ them thar Ooozinators and he just forgot to put away the ammunition after reloading.


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I’d be thinking its time to replace everything in the bathroom… including those curling tongs O_o

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When I lived in military family housing, some of the old houses were being torn down and replaced with newer, crappier homes by civilian contractors. A friend of mine moved into her brand-new, never-been-lived-in-before house. Wedged into the tracks for the garage door was a turkey baster.

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