August 18, 2006

Opening day for the most killerest movie in the history of bitchin-ass movies?
Check.

Tickets for Cinerama, 1:30 show?
Check.

Kid in daycare?
Check.

Comfy pants on for shameful Milk Dud consumption?
You’re fuckin-A.

BRING. IT. ON.

Happy Snakes On a Plane day to one and all.

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P.S. Post-movie three word review: Expections met? Abso-fucking-lutely.

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Adrien
15 years ago

Hells yeah!

Elaine
Elaine
15 years ago

If I didn’t have such a phobia about slithery things (can’t even type their real name), I’d be right there with you (I work right down the street from the Cinerama, and love me some Samuel L). Hope SoaP is everything you dreamed of!

Holly
Holly
15 years ago

You rule! I forgot about this and didn’t know it was at Cinerama! I so just got a huge group of folks together for the 9:45 showing, we will indeed be consuming mass amounts of alcohol pre show at Whisky Bar and then enjoying the hell out of this shit!

Caitlin
Caitlin
15 years ago

There better be a Muthafarking review on this Muthafarking website!!

KD
KD
15 years ago

Oh my God, Sundry. Thank you so much for posting Pandora on your site. I can’t believe I didn’t know about it either.

Jem
Jem
15 years ago

Happy Snakes On A Plane Day! But not in NZ. Not for another week. I want to cry. I bet you everyone posts about it and fully ruins the plot for me. Because I have absolutely no idea what will be in the movie, maybe snakes on a plane or something?

Janet
Janet
15 years ago

OMG, go to http://www.snakesonaplane.com, click on the phone with Samuel, personalize your message and it calls your friends telling them to go see the movie!! Absolutely hysterical!!

emily
emily
15 years ago

Best B-movie ever. I loved it so much…and we *all* pulled our feet off the floor once it got started. You know why…
*shudder* (but in the best way)

Those were some cranky snakes!

K
K
15 years ago

BEST MOVIE EVER. Happy SoaP Day to you, too!

kara marie
15 years ago

I JUST SAW THIS MOVIE.

I also wore my Snakes on a Plane tee shirt. Yes, I AM like that.

Best.

Day.

EVER.

HollowSquirrel
15 years ago

Need a review. Stat, motherf*cker.

biodtl
15 years ago

I can’t wait. I almost skipped my motherf*cking 20th class reunion activities to go see this motherf*cking movie. bu i decided to wait until next weekend and see it at the motherf*cking drive-in.

I listen to ‘f*ck you snakes’ at least twice a day, and often find myself singing, “snakes on a plane f*cking up the party, snkaes on a plane f*ucking up my shit”

Thank you, Samuel L Jackson!

katie d
15 years ago

So left out. :(

Sarah
Sarah
15 years ago

I second the phone call thing – I had Sam calling everyone I knew – it’s hilarious – you personalize it to the person he’s calling.

We’re either going to see this movie tomorrow or Little Miss Sunshine. Seems your review has to be taken into consideration!

Magpie
15 years ago

We went to a showing with an OPEN BAR. AWESOME.

Em
Em
15 years ago

Man, they really worked for that R rating…nipples and open wounds and the F-word.

Chiara
15 years ago

WWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I wish I could have gone with you. Next week, though, I am going to own that movie.

Cris
Cris
15 years ago

Loooove the Cinerama!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alex
Alex
14 years ago

Caloo, calay?