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August 18, 2006
Opening day for the most killerest movie in the history of bitchin-ass movies?
Check.
Tickets for Cinerama, 1:30 show?
Check.
Kid in daycare?
Check.
Comfy pants on for shameful Milk Dud consumption?
You’re fuckin-A.
BRING. IT. ON.
Happy Snakes On a Plane day to one and all.
P.S. Post-movie three word review: Expections met? Abso-fucking-lutely.
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If I didn’t have such a phobia about slithery things (can’t even type their real name), I’d be right there with you (I work right down the street from the Cinerama, and love me some Samuel L). Hope SoaP is everything you dreamed of!
You rule! I forgot about this and didn’t know it was at Cinerama! I so just got a huge group of folks together for the 9:45 showing, we will indeed be consuming mass amounts of alcohol pre show at Whisky Bar and then enjoying the hell out of this shit!
There better be a Muthafarking review on this Muthafarking website!!
Oh my God, Sundry. Thank you so much for posting Pandora on your site. I can’t believe I didn’t know about it either.
Happy Snakes On A Plane Day! But not in NZ. Not for another week. I want to cry. I bet you everyone posts about it and fully ruins the plot for me. Because I have absolutely no idea what will be in the movie, maybe snakes on a plane or something?
OMG, go to http://www.snakesonaplane.com, click on the phone with Samuel, personalize your message and it calls your friends telling them to go see the movie!! Absolutely hysterical!!
Best B-movie ever. I loved it so much…and we *all* pulled our feet off the floor once it got started. You know why…
*shudder* (but in the best way)
Those were some cranky snakes!
BEST MOVIE EVER. Happy SoaP Day to you, too!
I JUST SAW THIS MOVIE.
I also wore my Snakes on a Plane tee shirt. Yes, I AM like that.
Best.
Day.
EVER.
Need a review. Stat, motherf*cker.
I can’t wait. I almost skipped my motherf*cking 20th class reunion activities to go see this motherf*cking movie. bu i decided to wait until next weekend and see it at the motherf*cking drive-in.
I listen to ‘f*ck you snakes’ at least twice a day, and often find myself singing, “snakes on a plane f*cking up the party, snkaes on a plane f*ucking up my shit”
Thank you, Samuel L Jackson!
So left out. :(
I second the phone call thing – I had Sam calling everyone I knew – it’s hilarious – you personalize it to the person he’s calling.
We’re either going to see this movie tomorrow or Little Miss Sunshine. Seems your review has to be taken into consideration!
We went to a showing with an OPEN BAR. AWESOME.
Man, they really worked for that R rating…nipples and open wounds and the F-word.
WWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I wish I could have gone with you. Next week, though, I am going to own that movie.
Loooove the Cinerama!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Caloo, calay?