May 15, 2007

Hey, how about some photos? OH TWIST MY ARM.

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Ah, the refreshing smell of a remodel.

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Our carport is nearly gone now. This is where the new living room will be.

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Someone is awfully suspicious of that carefully balanced shoe.

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He didn’t want to wear his new shoes either on his feet or head, but he really wanted me to brush the dirt off his toes.

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There is nothing better than a joyous, screaming-with-laughter kid. Almost makes up for all their less desirable qualities.

Lastly:

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Well I’ll be damned. White men CAN jump.

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Rayne
15 years ago

Wow, how did he do that? The jump, not the shoe.

Laura
15 years ago

Damn, that’s a good jump!

Emily
15 years ago

The jump has left me speechless.

Oh, except for one thing: I am WAY JEALOUS that you get to lose weight in your lower half and still keep your boobs. Not to sound weird or whatever, but seriously — props for that. When I lost 15 pounds, the first thing to go was my rack.

Jennifer
15 years ago

Hey! Is the remodel back on? Did you find new contractors who could get you into their schedule right away? Any breaks on price (or did you decide not to go there this time)?

I hope it all works out and you don’t go insane over the summer. We’re just finishing up a remodel; the main stuff has been done for about a week but it seems to take forever to finish up all the nagging details. But it sure is nice to have that new stuff done in your living space. It’s like getting a new house!!

Beware tubes of lube, although maybe they’ll be confined to the Honey Bucket this time.

jen
jen
15 years ago

WOW! What a jump!

g~
g~
15 years ago

Man, I think I am a little turned on by that jump!
I’ll have to see if I can get my husband to do that.

Seriously.

Swistle
15 years ago

That is a seriously cool jump.

Also, it looks as if you are wearing your hair darker. I think we need discussion, and I will say that when I know someone who stops coloring, I develop a Theory.

warcrygirl
15 years ago

Oh holy shit! The very first blog entry I read of yours was from the camping trip where you posted a pic of JB’s nekkid backside. I was impressed then. This, however, takes the cake. I am mega-impressed.

Christine
15 years ago

So, um, how did he do that? No, really?

Becky
Becky
15 years ago

I am super impressed by JB’s jumping abilities!!!! I am also amused by the “Honey Bucket”…the name sounds so harmless….

aoife
15 years ago

Dude, I so want to know how he did that jump. Is there a hidden mini trampoline or something?????

Donna
Donna
15 years ago

Wow! That jump! And mad props for catching it!
So are you leaving the grass in the living room, or are you replacing it with flooring? Cuz I totally vote for grass as carpet.
And what is on my head? You said my foot is on my foot. Did you LIE to me? I am suspicious!

Paige
15 years ago

Holy jumping abilities!

Ang
Ang
15 years ago

How on earth did he do that? One of those mini-trampolines?

Erin
Erin
15 years ago

delurking to say that jump is quite possibly the best thing I have seen …. ever.

MRW
MRW
15 years ago

OK if that is not due to either a trampoline or Photoshop, JB missed his calling as an olympic highjumper – that’s amazing!

Melissa
Melissa
15 years ago

Wow – how the hell did he do that? Great jump and hey, JB has a nice tush! You go girl!

nonsoccermom
15 years ago

I, too, am very impressed by JB’s jumping abilities!

And the Honey Bucket is cracking me up.

clearlydistracted
15 years ago

Holy kryptonite, that was off a trampoline or something, right?

Sundry
Sundry
15 years ago

Nope, no trampoline. The man just runs at the fence and hurls himself into the air. I had NO IDEA.

Amanda
15 years ago

He looks like he should be on a skateboard ramp!

Gena
15 years ago

Props to JB. That’s hot.

And “Honey Bucket”?? Is that what they call those now? Gross.

Josh
15 years ago

Dang snap dawg! The man is a ninja. Wicked dark and deadly props to his mighty leg powers.

Actually I busted out laughing when I saw the picture. I don’t know if you’ve ever seen the MadTV skits with the freaky man sized child Stewart, but he does this retarded little jump thing and says, “Look what I can do!”

It reminded me of that.

whoorl
15 years ago

How did you catch the jump on film?! Was this a re-enactment jump?

Who cares, it’s hot.

Coppertop
15 years ago

Invisible skateboard! That is seriously hot.

KT
KT
15 years ago

Niiiice, JB! Also, nice Superhero necklace. :) Looks cute!

Melanie
15 years ago

Maybe he’s black inside, like my sister-in-law claims to be. Either way, count me impressed.
I love the color of your house, too.