Because sometimes it’s just like, what the hell, right?

apron

Oh yes. Clear. Plastic. Heels.

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wockyjabber
11 years ago

Those are full of awesome. Total Miss America shoes.

Beth
Beth
11 years ago

lulz, awesome

Stacy
Stacy
11 years ago

Love.

trena
trena
11 years ago

Yes, yes the heels are super-duper. My question is, where is your apron from? I LOVE the colors!!!

Lesley
Lesley
11 years ago

If they ever cast a lead for a remake of Bewitched, you have the IT factor.

I don’t think I could wear that apron without feeling I had to dress up, do my hair, my makeup, etc.

Becky
Becky
11 years ago

Oh please tell me those are the shoes you wore for your wedding. If so I am going to be JEALOUS that you were able to wear them twice!!!!

kalisa
11 years ago

what, no pearls?

Erin
11 years ago

Awesome.

I love the apron!

evitafjord
11 years ago

Clear. Plastic. AND. Silver.

When I die and go to heaven, my kitchen will have those cabinets.

Kristin
Kristin
11 years ago

Oh, WIN.

Rachael
11 years ago

Nice stems, Betty Draper.

Bex
Bex
11 years ago

My favorite part is that there is no sign of anything being cooked anywhere in that picture!

marta
marta
11 years ago

You’re rocking the homeschooling-mom look.
And I’m still loving the bangs!

Angella
11 years ago

Have I told you lately that I love you?

Erin
Erin
11 years ago

Love it. I saw this and felt a jolt — made me remember that I had a very vivid dream about meeting you last night. In the dream, I was at the beach and a little boy ran past — when he looked up I recognized that it was Riley, and when I looked to see who was chasing after him, there you were. I was overjoyed to see you. :-)

jwoap
11 years ago

Oh Linda you just slay me <3

yaya
yaya
11 years ago

Win!
I also love the apron, like for reals :-) Super cute, I want one even though I don’t cook :-)

Ness at Drovers Run
11 years ago

I would have exactly the same feelings around wearing such a Martha-esque apron – although – to be honest, it’s totally cute. As for the heels? YES. PLEASE.

Ness at Drovers Run
11 years ago

Oh – you have a kitchenaid mixer? (jealous)

Melanie
11 years ago

How. Damn. Cute. Are you?!?

heather
11 years ago

i know you’re aiming for silly but this is freaking ADORABLE.

Victoria
11 years ago

Where’s my dinner at woman?

sooboo
sooboo
11 years ago

milf-ing it for all it’s worth!

Michelle
11 years ago

Like I didn’t already have a HUGE girlcrush on you.

BTW….am loving the polish on your toes. What brand/color is that?

kim
kim
11 years ago

i don’t see the kids and obviously JB is taking the photo…i feel like i’m slightly intruding…heh

Jennifer
Jennifer
11 years ago

hey wait I thought you were going to wear the apron without the dress underneath? (Or was that the next – unpublished – photo?)

shygirl
shygirl
11 years ago

Oh my god you are both adorable and hilarious.

oregoncoastgirl
oregoncoastgirl
11 years ago

Probably the most excellent in like…. DAMN!

Donna
Donna
11 years ago

God, I had a 70’s flashback there for a second, damn acid! LOL

Sarah
Sarah
11 years ago

I love how the kitchen is spotless behind you….

warcrygirl
11 years ago

Bwahahaha! Of course, everyone knows that the real uniform for SAHMs is a stained t-shirt and baggy sweats. Or is that just me?

WHAT?

Loving those shoes, never again will you not have a pair of heels to go with your outfit no matter the color or season.

Tia
Tia
11 years ago

Love it!!

sheilah
11 years ago

Is that one of Soper’s aprons? Love the pic…very Mad Men (not that I have ever seen that show or anything…).

Lisa
Lisa
11 years ago

MILF!

Michelle
11 years ago

Are those the shoes from your wedding???

And if kitchens are what sell houses… Well, I don’t understand the people of Seattle. Gorgeous!

Cetta
11 years ago

Ha! Add some pearls and you could be June effing Cleaver. But we know better… heh.

Endo
Endo
11 years ago

Just plain Yummy Mummy! Need some quiet time in the bathroom right now…

Anonymous
Anonymous
11 years ago

You look adorable and although I know what you mean about the overeating making you feel bad; you’ll be happy to know those extra (bag) teddy bear crackers aren’t showing!

Stephanie
Stephanie
11 years ago

So funny, because as I scrolled down the photo giggling at your expression and your apron and your wooden, uh, spatula(?), I kept thinking “what the hell, Linda still looks FAB!”

Then I saw the clear plastic heels…PRICELESS! Every girl should have clear plastic heels, regardless of whether they wear said plastic heels to strut around the stripper pole…

TheRachel
11 years ago

Are those your wedding shoes? Good thing you got at least one more wear out of them…

lisak
lisak
11 years ago

And next you’re going to meet JB at the door with nothing but those shoes and saran wrap on? Isn’t that one of those things that housewives were supposed to do ?

Eric's Mommy
Eric's Mommy
11 years ago

OMFG! You rock that apron!

Pinkie Bling
Pinkie Bling
11 years ago

Love the dress, love the pose, and that darling apron might be able to inspire even ME to cook!

Also, I’m ashamed to admit that I currently possess three pair of clear plastic heels.

Christine
Christine
11 years ago

You’re the cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. But why in the world did you ever buy clear shoes? why?

Alley
Alley
11 years ago

Oh man, I’ve wanted an apron like that for AGES (my last one purchased was a “Clean All the Things!” one from Hyperbole and a Half, so not girly at all), and now I know exactly what footwear to get with it, too!

I wanna be you when I grow up.

Courtney
Courtney
11 years ago

Have I told you that you’re my favorite? No? Well you are…for real.

Larissa
Larissa
11 years ago

You’re adorable, but the main thing that draws my eye is how is your floor so clean?

Shelly
11 years ago

hahahahahahaha! Love it!

lisa
lisa
11 years ago

ha! love it

Gretchen
11 years ago

Where on the mother-planet did you find that apron? I would cook more if I had an apron like that. Either that or have more do-it with the man-friend… I’m not sure how your husband resists, mine wouldn’t.