Because sometimes it’s just like, what the hell, right?

apron

Oh yes. Clear. Plastic. Heels.

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agirlandaboy
11 years ago

Where’s your lipstick? (Whore.)

thejunebug
thejunebug
11 years ago

You look fabulous, Mrs. Cleaver! Though I must say you are missing the string of pearls. :)

simon
11 years ago

Donna Reed never looked so good.

H
H
11 years ago

Are you going to cook with that wooden utensil, or are you looking for someone to spank?!

Becky Mochaface
11 years ago

Love. It.

travelmonkey
travelmonkey
11 years ago

Was it your fantasy for you to wear only the apron with the clear heels, or was it mine?

Jen
Jen
11 years ago

OMG you’re adorable.

Er, I mean, totally sexy.

Ok both.

Emily
11 years ago

Nice. I used to have some like those, and the heels lit up when you walked. Like kids’ shoes, but with more psychology.

Laura
Laura
11 years ago

omg, best. thing. ever.

Frannie
Frannie
11 years ago

That is exactly what I thought. Clear. Plastic. Heels…. Plays “Highly Suspicious” by My Morning Jacket and announces, “And here we have Brandy Star from Everyone Knows A Slut Named Brandy Fame…” Hey, that’s just MY dream, ok? I have aspirations just like everyone else.

Actually my mom has a pair of these really skanky ones (Um, I guess she’s a product of the 70’s???) and I think I’m gonna surprise my husband, wearing these and changing a baby bottle..Yes. *That* would be sexy. Ha.

Liz
Liz
11 years ago

Ha! If I stop scrolling right at the knee, it looks like a magazine. But then I scroll and see the clear plastic heels. Hilarious!

Shawna
Shawna
11 years ago

Did a prince come and fit those onto your feet, then whisk you off to have two beautiful sons in the Pacific northwest?

Melissa
Melissa
11 years ago

Awesome.

Pamela  Brookins
Pamela Brookins
11 years ago

Awesome. Awesome. Awesome. You’re rockin’ those shoes!

leah
leah
11 years ago

luv it!

Mommy on the Spot
11 years ago

You are awesome!! I love it!

adequatemom
11 years ago

Love it!