I have been leaping around my living room on a daily basis to a variety of workout DVDs, I have been eating disgustingly healthfully with the exception of a newfound obsession with McDonald’s Diet Coke (OH GOD HOOK IT TO MY VEEEEEIIINS), I have been going to bed at a reasonable hour and waking with the birds, I have a new freelance gig that’s been fun to work on, and I’m sitting here on a Friday afternoon with a perfectly restful no-commitment weekend ahead of me and all these things are great.

But I swear to god if this unbelievably depressing spring weather doesn’t get its act together soon I am going to lose my last shreds of sanity and go screaming naked down the street with a machete in order to kill, kill, KILL THIS BESHITTED MOTHERFUCKING COLD-ASS RAIN.

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I want to go to there too, kid.

Got any tips for beating back a weather-related funk? Bonus points if it involves chocolate.


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13 years ago

Snuggling up with a hot drink with ‘spirits’ on my chaise, and a garden book to plan my patio garden.