Jul
30
July 30, 2007
(189 comments and counting! You guys are very, very cool.)
I’m pleased to report that JB made it home from the great outdoors not much worse for wear, with only some residual kielbasa off-gassing and a layer of filth under his fingernails that seems impervious to all available manmade cleaning products. Dog has chunks of pitch all over her fur and a palpable air of disappointment that she has been taken from her dream of living in the woods near a swimmable lake and returned to a Boring Suburban Backyard with only the occasional trespassing raccoon to break up the monotony.
Me, I’m just relieved to have a little backup on toddler duty. Don’t get me wrong, I had a great time with Riley over the last couple days, it’s just that it was, ha ha, possibly the longest weekend of my entire life. I’m including that one time I got food poisoning, even, because at least then I could lie on the bathroom floor for five minutes without someone jumping on me yelling “MOMMYYYY!!” Man, when you start daydreaming about that awesome time when you turbo-barfed for 24 hours straight, you officially need a BREAK.
The menfolk, manfully standing around with big macho backpacks.
I heard it was a total sausagefest.
Jul
29
My mom’s birthday is Monday, July 30, and my aunt wrote a lovely post in her honor. Will you guys please break all the records of blog-commenting, and visit From the Back Nine in order to wish my mom a happy birthday?
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