Feb
6
Post-op
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You guys, thank you so so so much for all your wonderful comments over the last few days. I’ve been wanting to update but we’ve been stuck in the hospital forever — seriously, they would not let us go until late this afternoon, despite everyone’s robust and gaseous good health, we started thinking we were going to have to jailbreak our way out a window or something — and now of course we have some major not-sleeping to do, as well as overcompensating with Riley for this horrifying new arrangement (“Hey Riley, let’s go buy you a MOTORCYCLE! Unless you’d rather have your very own HOOKER?”).
More actual blog content to come soon. Until then, some squishy newborn photos:






Feb
4
Dylan Emmett
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Hey folks. JB here. Just a quick update on operation STP:

Dylan Emmett was born at 12:44pm. 7lbs 8.5oz. Length and girth appear good. Male parts in working order.
Linda and baby are doing fine; she’ll update more later.
JB
