May

4

For no particular reason

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Hello, ladies.

Do you enjoy simple pleasures in life, such as the music? Perhaps you would enjoy while I play for you a song of “Music Box Dancer“? No, it will not take long. I only have push this one buttons.

I also enjoy the dancing, do you? Come and join me. I like very much to spin in circles and only occasionally do I get dizzy and smash into nearest piece of furniture. See wooden leg of chair? My face has made good friends with it!

I have many hobby, such as using my pants as the bathroom. Have you tried? It is very easy! I am also liking the loud crying and putting the dog hair in my mouth.

I know many many words in the English but I like best the pointing. Look where my finger can go! Yes also in my own nose! I am many skilled.

If you like for you a companion with who you can share cheese cracker and many many container of milk, please to call. I am not allowed phone yet because of the biting but tell your message and I am sure to be saying hello.

May

4

Flipping Out winners

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Hot dog, we have a wiener! Actually three winners are going to get a free, signed copy of Flipping Out—and according to the cold heartless comment-picking mechanisms of the Random Integer Generator, those folks are . . . JustMouse, Melinda, and Shelly T. Woo! I’ll be emailing you for your shipping addresses, guys.

Congratulations, and thanks for all the interest! I know for a fact you all made Marshall’s day. He probably looked like this, only without the diaper.

(Or hell, who am I to say? Maybe he likes diapers. After all, this is the same man who joked to me that “I’m a private person who opted to operate in a public arena, and so I have come to understand that it really matters to some readers whether I wear boxers or briefs. My standard answer to that one — Depends.”)

(Which of course just makes me want to read all his books even more. And maybe start a fan club.)

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