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June 26, 2007
I have no idea how I’m expected to keep it a secret for ONE SECOND LONGER that I am pregnant. Seriously. My god, I’m not a machine, people! I can’t possibly wait for weeks on end in order to hit some “it’s okay to tell” milestone because I have to tell you right this goddamned minute or I am going to EXPLODE.
There. Whew. That’s better.
You know what’s kind of funny, in a ‘boy, I sure am a dumbass’ kind of way? I was actually pregnant when I wrote this entry. I mean, barely pregnant, but still. Next up: hubris-filled entries about having—just now!—officially dropped the extra pounds, complete with photos to document my shrinkage! Ha ha haaaaa! Hot damn, my comedic timing knows no limits.
At least one internet calculator thingie predicts a Valentine’s Day due date, so that’s the general timeframe. I’m about seven weeks along. Morning sickness is a much bigger issue this time around, for some mysterious and sucktastic reason. My pants already feel too clingy in the waistline. Yesterday I crumbled graham crackers into a glass of milk and drank the resulting sludge, and it was SO. DAMN. GOOD.
(Yes, I realize the last two items may have something to do with one another.)
Anyway, that’s my news. I have been ridiculously excited to tell you.
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Congratulations, Linda! I’m so happy for you!
Awwww congrats sweetie:)
Congratulations! That’s awesome news!!
Yaaaaay!
mmm…graham/milk sludge…
congrats! this is fantastic news!
Congratulations!
I know I’m about the millionth one to say it, but CONGRATUATIONS!!!
Hooray! Congrats! My son was born on Valentine’s Day last year. Winter is a good time to have a baby, cause you can be all cozy inside while you’re totally sleep deprived.
Congratulations!
And I am ridiculously excited to congratulate you!!!!!!!! What a fab little family you’ll all be!
Wow, a long line of well wishers here.
Congratulations!
Congrats! Wahoo! Just imagine all the crazy things Riley can teach secondtopus! :-)
Why is it that I am so deliriously happy for someone that I have never met? At least I’m not alone in my happiness for strangers.
Anyway…congratulations; Now I totally want to be pregnant again and my baby is just barely 5 months old. Thanks for letting me live vicariously through you.
I am just. so. excited. Really.
That is very exciting. Congrats to you and your little family.
Oh, this WOULD happen while I am laxly not checking blogs so much! Congratulations a million times, how excitingly awesome and OMG OMG!!!!
I’m so late! I’ve been out of town! Not that you care b/c I almost never comment, but I always read! And whoo! I’m so excited for you all!
I, too, am late in responding and am also joining the masses of de-lurkers to wish you congratulations!! I started reading your blog when you were expecting Riley, so it’s only fitting to come out of the woodwork now! Oh, I hope everything goes swimmingly for the next 7.5 months or so! :)
Congratulations!
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