Jul

19

Weekenderies, again

This weekend: wafflemaking, Alki Beach-wandering, bakery lunching, dog park visiting, burger-eating, grilled corn on the cob tooth-picking, bright-red Kool-Aid mustaching, blueberry pancake flipping, farmer’s market browsing, playground galloping, wild rabbit viewing, hours of backyard lolling, ill-advised Sunday evening chocolate chip cookie baking.

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And yours?

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Jul

16

My life at the moment, part II

For the most part, Dylan can now heave his own self onto the couch, and thankfully we’ve moved on past the up/down saga.

Unfortunately, we seem to have entered a thrilling new stage, which I like to think of as Why Are Doctors So Goddamned Stingy with the Xanax, Is a Prescription With Unlimited Refills Really So Much To Ask For? It goes like this:

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HELP ME PUT THIS CUP ON MY HAND. HA HA HA I AM CRAZY CUP-HAND BABY I HAVE A CUP FOR A HAND HA HA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA WHEEEEEEEEEEE!

(.02 seconds later)

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OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS CUP IS ON MY HAND IT’S ON MY HAND IT’S ON MY HAAAAAAND WHERE DID MY HAND GO IT’S GONE IT’S GONE OH MY GOD I WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN AND SLAUGHTER YOUR CATTLE IF YOU DO NOT HELP ME IMMEDIATELY OH MY GOOOOOOOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

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