Jul
16
For the most part, Dylan can now heave his own self onto the couch, and thankfully we’ve moved on past the up/down saga.
Unfortunately, we seem to have entered a thrilling new stage, which I like to think of as Why Are Doctors So Goddamned Stingy with the Xanax, Is a Prescription With Unlimited Refills Really So Much To Ask For? It goes like this:
HELP ME PUT THIS CUP ON MY HAND. HA HA HA I AM CRAZY CUP-HAND BABY I HAVE A CUP FOR A HAND HA HA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA WHEEEEEEEEEEE!
(.02 seconds later)
OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS CUP IS ON MY HAND IT’S ON MY HAND IT’S ON MY HAAAAAAND WHERE DID MY HAND GO IT’S GONE IT’S GONE OH MY GOD I WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN AND SLAUGHTER YOUR CATTLE IF YOU DO NOT HELP ME IMMEDIATELY OH MY GOOOOOOOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Lather, rinse, repeat.
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LOL with mine, he starts up a fit over something I won’t let him have. Then it’s GIVE ME THE BINKY. Then he throws it at me in protest. Then GIVE ME THE BINKY. Again and again.
Dylan rocks…and I hope you are still blogging when he is a teenager!!!HA
My god, girl, that is SO funny.
God, I love coming here.
So hilarious!! I have a 20 month old, I feel you. This honestly made me crack up.
you are AWESOME.
I love the second pic. The look of sheer horror on his face is priceless and your caption just adds to its perfection.
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oh that is Toddler-Hood at its finest. LOL
I got this from my 18 month old son’s father and have passed it on. Whenever our son starts fussing about something or seems like a tantrum is coming, we go “Squawk!” There is something to be said for mocking your child when he/she is pitching a fit. It makes us laugh and confuses him so that he stops.