For the most part, Dylan can now heave his own self onto the couch, and thankfully we’ve moved on past the up/down saga.

Unfortunately, we seem to have entered a thrilling new stage, which I like to think of as Why Are Doctors So Goddamned Stingy with the Xanax, Is a Prescription With Unlimited Refills Really So Much To Ask For? It goes like this:

3728202792_c7f8d22ebe
HELP ME PUT THIS CUP ON MY HAND. HA HA HA I AM CRAZY CUP-HAND BABY I HAVE A CUP FOR A HAND HA HA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA WHEEEEEEEEEEE!

(.02 seconds later)

3728202842_b5b80ae47e
OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS CUP IS ON MY HAND IT’S ON MY HAND IT’S ON MY HAAAAAAND WHERE DID MY HAND GO IT’S GONE IT’S GONE OH MY GOD I WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN AND SLAUGHTER YOUR CATTLE IF YOU DO NOT HELP ME IMMEDIATELY OH MY GOOOOOOOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

Comments

Subscribe
Notify of
guest
60 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Beth in SF
12 years ago

LOL with mine, he starts up a fit over something I won’t let him have. Then it’s GIVE ME THE BINKY. Then he throws it at me in protest. Then GIVE ME THE BINKY. Again and again.

beach
beach
12 years ago

Dylan rocks…and I hope you are still blogging when he is a teenager!!!HA

Donna
Donna
12 years ago

My god, girl, that is SO funny.

patois
12 years ago

God, I love coming here.

kidztoothdr
kidztoothdr
12 years ago

So hilarious!! I have a 20 month old, I feel you. This honestly made me crack up.

justmouse
12 years ago

you are AWESOME.

beanery
beanery
12 years ago

I love the second pic. The look of sheer horror on his face is priceless and your caption just adds to its perfection.

Firegirl
12 years ago

De-lurking to L-the eff-O-L

(:-D

Jen
Jen
12 years ago

oh that is Toddler-Hood at its finest. LOL

J Perez
J Perez
12 years ago

I got this from my 18 month old son’s father and have passed it on. Whenever our son starts fussing about something or seems like a tantrum is coming, we go “Squawk!” There is something to be said for mocking your child when he/she is pitching a fit. It makes us laugh and confuses him so that he stops.