I was visiting with my friend Ashley today and as she watched Dylan struggle to be upright in my lap she predicted he’d be sitting on his own soon. About an hour after she left, he proved her right:

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STAGE ONE: THE TINY GORILLA STANCE.

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STAGE TWO: STARTLING NEW VANTAGE POINT.

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STAGE THREE: HOLY CRAP! HOW YOU LIKE MAH DICDIAPER NOW?

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STAGE FOUR: SLOW-MO CARPET FACEPLANT.

You should know that I actually did put the camera down at that point to rescue him. Although he was pretty funny-looking, all mashed into the carpet with his hands trapped underneath him. It would have made a great contribution to this site.

I went and got a skull-cushioning boppy pillow for him, but at that point he was all about kicking back and going, did you SEE that shit? Whoah.

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JAB
JAB
13 years ago

That is great! Beautiful pictures.

Mel
Mel
13 years ago

Congratulations! How time flies!

Stacy
13 years ago

So cute!
I love that look of “OMG! The WORLD! VERTICAL! WHO KNEW?!”

andrea
13 years ago

That is the best photo series ever. I am impressed you stopped in time to avert a certain faceplant. I don’t think I have that much self control.

He is adorable.

JennyM
JennyM
13 years ago

That just made my day. Go, tiny gorilla, go!

(And then I just read your “daily piffle” about the potty chair. And cried. I think that means you have to fumigate Dog.)

Maria
13 years ago

This blog is consistently funnier than basically anything else on the internet. Also see: Your tweets.

I’m glad someone else is okay with calling their kid an asshole, etc.

Also, Dylan’s expressions are amazing.

ElizabethZ
ElizabethZ
13 years ago

What an awesome series of shots, his expressions are just a riot – SO cute!

zandor
13 years ago

Aww! Yay! That’s awesome!

Mel
Mel
13 years ago

Haha, oh man, your son is so cute. I love the faces! And the subtitles are perfect! The third one cracks me up.