Remember a while back when I was bemoaning my problem with snacking at night, and some of you recommended finding something to keep busy with? Like something with my hands so I’m not just mindlessly project-managing an entire sleeve or two of Saltines into my face as soon as the boys go to bed?

Well thanks a lot, dickbags.

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You owe me a rapidly dwindling sense of badassery. Also, about $57.

But I probably owe you this dropped jeans size, so thanks I guess.

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Kate
Kate
13 years ago

Wow, you did a beautiful job! Those pages are gorgeous.

I have a friend who scrapbooks, and I know each page can take, like, hours, so I guess it is a good way to keep yourself busy, huh?

Amy
Amy
13 years ago

Dickbags. Heh. Nice work.

Jenny
Jenny
13 years ago

Really nice job…..my scrapbooking looks like a (let’s see how do I put this nicely) challenged, blind 2nd grader did it with only one hand. :)

Scrapbooking is fun but it is definately a money sucker :)

Eric's Mommy
Eric's Mommy
13 years ago

As long as you NEVER call it scrapping!

Joan
13 years ago

It’s friggin addictive .. you have been warned.

Dana
Dana
13 years ago

Don’t call it cropping, either.

Tessa
Tessa
13 years ago

My…um…my husband is the one who scrapbooks all of our photos. I don’t think I’ve ever admitted that in public before.

jenn
jenn
13 years ago

Those are gorgeous! I’m guessing you did these with Photoshop? It is friggin’ addictive, and there is stuff out there that’s relatively badass… obviously you stumbled on it and that shows there’s no reason scrapbooks have to be totally lame. Why don’t you start a digital scrapbooking blog? You could call it Badass Books.

Marie Green
13 years ago

You are totally a scrapbooker now! I never ever thought you’d go this route, Linda, I have to say. Your pages are really great though! I’m not a scrapbooker myself, but I did do several pages in the girls’ baby books in the scrapbooking style and I found it a… great outlet for my creativity. GEEZUZ, did I just say that?

Melissa
13 years ago

Wow, I’m inspired! I guess it’s time for a trip to Michaels.

Michelle
Michelle
13 years ago

Scrapping never looked quite so badass to me.

Erin
13 years ago

Heh. That cracked me up. No one calls their readers “dickbags” enough these days.

kim
kim
13 years ago

I love the idea of scrapbooking, but my only foray into it was when my oldest daughter was born – to look at the scrapbook you’d think she was now about 6 months old…except she just turned 11. Yours are fantastic. :) i want to say props to your mad skillz – but have a feeling that sounds about as hip as saying “to the max!” :)

Meagan
Meagan
13 years ago

Wow, you are fantastic at it. The pages I’ve done have never looked anywhere near that good.

Rachael
13 years ago

Scrapbooking and homeschooling? What’s next – denim jumpers? :)

Tina
13 years ago

I find I love it as a way to work with my hands, stay AWAY from the computer (since I’m on it way too much for work & play) and just be a little creative. And I can work on it and its done and stays done. I can go back and look at what I’ve done (as opposed to how much I do around the house that is never done or gets undone so quickly). I don’t always make fancy pages (yours look AMAZING–mine don’t look that great ever!) but I don’t care, it’s for ME. So welcome to the dark side. :)

Molly
Molly
13 years ago

YAY – another convert. I have had far too little time to work on the, ahem, baby books for my 4 1/2 and 2 1/2 year olds due to my bacon-bringing paid-slavery 100 hr a week some weeks job that I should quit – but you should see the books from before they came along – it was a great deterrent to early marriage potato chip binging. Your boys will treasure them always.

Clueless But Hopeful Mama

@Rachael- I think next up is canning of homegrown heirloom vegetables.

(Okay, fine, I’m just jealous, since my attempts at scrapbooking look like an expensive preschool “art” project gone awry.)

jonniker
13 years ago

Linda, they’re beautiful! I love this. And admittedly, I can’t stop laughing. You’re SCRAPBOOKING! Look at you go!

Angella
13 years ago

Dear person who wrote this post: Where is Linda and what have you done with her?

(I KID. Love it, lady.)

Daria
13 years ago

Great pictures/pages! I started doing scrapbooks when my daughter was born – she’s 8 now. I have about 5 books all about her, about 1/2 a book about my next child (he’s now 6) and I think a whopping 2 pages for my youngest (2)…

I keep buying things for it. Same as I keep buying organizational tools. Maybe, if I buy it, they will be done? Or I will be organized?

So far, no luck with that. Where’s Kevin Costner when I need him! :)

Congrats, they are beautiful and a wonderful keepsake for your family.

Wendy
13 years ago

Those pages are beautiful.

wealhtheow
13 years ago

I’m pretty sure I suggested KNITTING, which is way badass. You could take someone’s eye out with a needle.

But the pages look GORGEOUS.

Lena
13 years ago

noooooo! You’ve been sucked into the neverending-money-gobbling hobby of scrapbooking!

I didn’t have time to read all 3,587 comments from your prior post, but here’s what I do: brush my teeth when I put the kids to bed. Helps prevent that late night snacking.

Carrie
Carrie
13 years ago

Next up: Linda shows us all how to knit fancy toilet paper roll covers for our bathrooms.

Kidding, obviously. It is really nice to pay tribute to these beautiful family memories you’re creating with something tangible that your boys will no doubt treasure when they are older. Well, maybe not treasure, because boys generally suck with such things, but I bet if they’re the marrying-women-sort that their wives will.

And clearly I need a similar hobby if I have time to babble as I just have in your comments.

Jess
13 years ago

I knit. I mean, I don’t really like knitting. And I’m not at all good at it. I have a good 20 or 30 scarves, because knitting in front the the tv keeps me from eating.

So yeah.

Rachael
Rachael
13 years ago

Everyone needs a nana hobby!

I nearly died the first time I admitted to anyone I scrapbook but it turned out ok (the laughter didn’t kill me) and now it is surprising to discover other people who scrapbook that I never suspected.

And just to turn the nana up on my scrapbooking, I am now currently putting together a gardening scrapbooking with a month by month guide and a page for each vege with all it’s planting details and care tips. NANA!!!!!!

Stephanie
Stephanie
13 years ago

Oh no. There’s no turning back now.

P.S. wanna buy my scrapbooking stuff??

JB
JB
13 years ago

NOOOOOOO!!!!

Was nice knowin you, babe.

Kim
Kim
13 years ago

I must admit – I’ve followed you for years, but now you’ve just lost me. Between homeschooling and scrapbooking, I just don’t relate anymore :(

Trina
Trina
13 years ago

You did a great job! Your pages look great!

Stephanie
Stephanie
13 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA! I refuse to even call it “scrapbooking.” I say that I make photo albums.

But MY out-of-nowhere hobby to keep hands busy is knitting. I know have approximately $250 in yarn in my house, and 78 started but unfinished knitting projects…

Kate
13 years ago

Wow! I’m impressed, these pages are awesome. I’ve never started this, this, whatever you want to call it because I’m afriad I’m not creative enough and it will just look like pictures and shit stuck to a page.

Linda
Linda
13 years ago

Aw, Kim. Well, it’s probably just as well, since I just purchased SundryScrapBookingandHomeSchoolingand SistersWives.com and plan to move all my content there. Whew, you dodged that bullet!

Life of a Doctor's Wife

Um, you are really good at that! I’ve tried my hand at “scrapping” once or twice… with results that look like a distracted four-year-old’s masterpiece. But this – this is really good!

Maria
13 years ago

For a split second there I almost wanted to scrapbook. Then I laughed myself to tears remembering how I still have about a thousand photos worth of a three year long project that have been waiting to be sorted into albums. And all I’d have to do there is lift and insert.

MRW
MRW
13 years ago

Just be sure to let us know when you’ve moved your content to SundryScrapBookingandHomeSchoolingand SistersWives.com so I can update my google reader…

Lawyerish
13 years ago

It’s like I don’t even know who you are anymore.

Kidding, kidding. I am super impressed! These pages are gorgeous!

erica
erica
13 years ago

“…SundryScrapBookingandHomeSchoolingand SistersWives.com…”. I’m busting a gut up here. Too funny. Enjoy the hobby. Like others, i’m “pretending” to knit to keep my hands out of the chip bag at night. Whatever it takes. Pages look great. I’d love to look back at something like that. But instead, I have a bunch of CDs of bad, untouched digital photos, and some really weird knitted scarves or doll blankets or whatever you want to call them.

Kim
Kim
13 years ago

You seem defensive about it. And lost as hell.

Teree
Teree
13 years ago

I put together a 1-year book for my first son and remember my best friend warning me not to do it, because ‘then you’ll have to do it for all your kids’ and well, she was half right…I shouldn’t have done it at all because now my poor seond child is short a book. Hell, his poor life is barely documented. Well, more power to you that you have to time and energy to do it. But if you start bedazzling stuff, I may have to have a chat with you. :)

tracey
tracey
13 years ago

the crossfit officially allows you to be a badass regardless of whatever else you do…so you are safe!

Heather
13 years ago

Beautiful! I’m afraid if I tried scrapbooking it would end up looking like something from Elmo’s World. I prefer boxes of unorganized photos, sticking together with age, devoid of any type of organization.

Perhaps Kim needs a hug?

Leslie
Leslie
13 years ago

Hahahaha! This reminds me of Al Franken as Stuart Smalley wearing an absolutely hideous sweater during one of his Daily Affirmations. He goes on to relate that the sweater was knitted for him by Melissa T, a recovering sex addict who’d taken up knitting as a hobby because it gave her something to do with her hands. Love the scrapbook pages.

Christen
13 years ago

You should print out these comments and artfully arrange them in a new scrapbook called “Dickbags.” Definitely an attention-grabber when realtors and possible buyers stop by!

You’re welcome.

Blabbermouse
13 years ago

Love the scrapbook pages, and will totally follow your sisterwives site if that’s where your hobby leads. :) Anything you write is gold in my book.

Alyssa
Alyssa
13 years ago

Beautiful! I get the Baby Steals emails each day, and I just noticed they now have “Scrapbook Steals” (www.scrapbooksteals.com) Great way to save some money on an expensive hobby.

Sunny
Sunny
13 years ago

Oooh boy, I’ve always heard that scrapbooking is the “gateway drug” that leads straight into a life of swingin’ group marriage and home-schooling at the family compound. I’d vote polyandry over sister wives, though.

Sienamystic
13 years ago

I refuse to admit to scrapbooking. My excuse for buying pretty paper and stamps is totally the more macho art of card making. I also glue paper to the back of glass tiles, glomp on a bail or a magnet, and sell them, thus adding legitimacy to what it really just an outlet for my paper addiction.