August 2, 2006

Goddamnit fucking blog dirty laundry people comments blah grump blah “asshole cake” not funny grah bah grouse moan bitch HARUMPH

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“Asshole” huh well I and ANOTHER thing and grah argh sploo – heywaitasecondthiscakeis fucking good
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Thirty-three years old today. Wish his grumpy ass happy birthday, would you?

(See, the blog can be used for GOOD, too, not just evil!)

Comments

51 Responses to “They never outgrow their fussiness”

  1. Lisa V on August 2nd, 2006 8:47 pm

    Ha Ha Ha.

  2. Lucy on August 2nd, 2006 8:49 pm

    Happy Birthday grumpy-arse.

    (You can totally see where Riley get’s his looks from, no?)

  3. Maki on August 2nd, 2006 8:59 pm

    Maybe he’s just grumpy cuz he’s teething too, or feeling sympathy teething pains from Riley. Well, I wish your grumpy ass a happy bday.

  4. Annie on August 2nd, 2006 9:35 pm

    Obviously one of the many adjectives of the “many-adjectived JB” is grumpy-arse. Happy birthday grumpy man!

  5. Jennie on August 2nd, 2006 9:36 pm

    Happy Birthday you Grumpy bugger
    :)

  6. Gwen on August 2nd, 2006 9:39 pm

    Happy birthday, JB! You know the cake was totally funny. :)

  7. kara marie on August 2nd, 2006 9:43 pm

    Happy birthday, JB! I totally have your back on the cereal bowl debate.

  8. Jo on August 2nd, 2006 9:57 pm

    Happy Birthday JB :)

  9. Holly on August 2nd, 2006 10:00 pm

    Happy Birthday JB! :) -h

  10. Lesley on August 2nd, 2006 10:10 pm

    Aw, ya deleted the Question entry with the cake on it. Too bad! Glad he liked it though.

  11. thejunebug on August 2nd, 2006 10:42 pm

    Happy Birthday JB!

    :D

  12. Jem on August 3rd, 2006 12:19 am

    Happppppppy Birthday, JB! And thanks for suffering for our amusement :)

  13. Colleen on August 3rd, 2006 1:27 am

    Happy Birthday!!!

  14. Jo on August 3rd, 2006 2:56 am

    Happy Birthday JB!

  15. Robin on August 3rd, 2006 3:52 am

    Happy Birthday JB! Asshole Cake? Must have missed something……..sounds interesting (?) though!

  16. Haley on August 3rd, 2006 5:07 am

    You should have given him his cake in the green bowl. Happy Birthday JB.

  17. Jenn on August 3rd, 2006 5:58 am

    *snicker*

    The cake looks tasty!

    Happy Birthday :)

  18. Jessica on August 3rd, 2006 6:16 am

    Happy 33rd birthday! Glad to see that cake can still heal some wounds. :)

  19. Ang on August 3rd, 2006 6:25 am

    Gettin’ old’s a bitch! My hubby is 33 and grumpy, too!
    Happy Birthday!
    Hey–maybe the “spray” can give him a little birthday surprise that will ease the grumpiness!

  20. Liss on August 3rd, 2006 6:31 am

    Yup, I concur. I hit 32 in one month from tomorrow.

    Here’s to you 33 – Happy Birthday JB!

  21. ang on August 3rd, 2006 6:48 am

    Happy Birthday JB! I’ll be 33 in a few months, so don’t be mentioning ‘getting old’.

  22. Donna on August 3rd, 2006 6:52 am

    good god I wish I was 33 again. So shut up and enjoy grumpy ass!
    Happy birthday JB.

  23. Michelle on August 3rd, 2006 7:07 am

    Happy Birthday Mr. Grump. Enjoy your cake and your 33rd year. :)

  24. Melanie on August 3rd, 2006 7:19 am

    Happy birthday, ya grumpy-assed old fart!

  25. Carrie on August 3rd, 2006 7:19 am

    Happy Birthday! We all know it can be hard to be the husband of a blogger sometimes. I mean, it must be embarrassing knowing that we have all seen pictures of your penis…

  26. Amie on August 3rd, 2006 7:23 am

    Happy birthday, JB :-)

  27. HollowSquirrel on August 3rd, 2006 7:26 am

    Happy birthday, JB!

  28. bad penguin on August 3rd, 2006 7:44 am

    Happy Birthday!

  29. Allie on August 3rd, 2006 7:49 am

    Happy Birthday JB!!

  30. jonniker on August 3rd, 2006 7:52 am

    Happy birthday, JB! You have a wonderful wife. Go easy on her! :-D

  31. sunShine on August 3rd, 2006 8:00 am

    Happy Birthday grumpy bear. You better be glad you even got a cake.

  32. kali on August 3rd, 2006 8:06 am

    happy birthday, jb! (say: thank you, oh beautiful wife of mine, for this delicious cake you made, i love you.) have a good one!

  33. Mama Ritchie on August 3rd, 2006 8:08 am

    There’s a new character on Sesame Street these days that reminds me of you, JB. Yes, he is in the grouch family – he’s Oscar’s idol, in fact.

    So, on your 33rd birthday, let me say Happy Birthday, Donald Grump!

  34. Stephanie Brown on August 3rd, 2006 8:46 am

    happy bday jb!

  35. Debbie on August 3rd, 2006 10:09 am

    Happy Birthday! from South Georgia!

    I’ll bet you couldn’t even taste the “ex lax” in the cake.

  36. Jane on August 3rd, 2006 10:14 am

    Happy Birthday JB!!!

  37. fellowmom on August 3rd, 2006 10:18 am

    Happy Birthday, JB! We still luv ya! You get high points in all the important categories, e.g., daddyhood and having excellent taste in choosing a wife.

  38. AmyW on August 3rd, 2006 10:37 am

    Happy Birthday, JB!!! Hope you have a wonderful day!

  39. Anais on August 3rd, 2006 10:42 am

    Happy birthday, JB! May you have many more.

  40. Ashley on August 3rd, 2006 11:00 am

    Happy B-day JB!!

  41. Isabel on August 3rd, 2006 11:10 am

    Happy, Happy Birthday!!

  42. Diana on August 3rd, 2006 12:09 pm

    Happy Birthday JB!

  43. Lori on August 3rd, 2006 2:48 pm

    Happy Birthday JB!

  44. Leah on August 3rd, 2006 3:01 pm

    Happy Motherfucking Birthday, JB.

  45. Anne L. on August 3rd, 2006 5:19 pm

    Happy belated birthday, grumble-cakes JB!!!

  46. tracing on August 3rd, 2006 8:47 pm

    Happy Birthday JB!!!

  47. Carolyn J. on August 4th, 2006 7:59 pm

    Congratulations to JB on having reached the 33rd level. I heard there was Ex-Lax *and* saltpeter in the cake.

  48. katie d on August 5th, 2006 5:30 pm

    I remember 33. Good times. Good times.

    Happy Birthday, JB. :)

  49. stormy on August 5th, 2006 9:34 pm

    33 is my lucky number. happy birfday.

  50. ginger on August 7th, 2006 11:06 am

    33, huh? If you believe the advertising, Jesus got nailed to a cross when He was 33, so by comparison, Happy Birthday Asshole seems pretty tame. Of course, that wasn’t on His birthday.

    Happy Belated Birthday, JB, and I for one missed the dirty laundry. (My perception of you, based on this blog, is that you’re very competent at Construction and Other Guy things, and you have a solid sense of humor with a sizeable Elizabethan streak. That last bit is a fancy way to say you sometimes like fart jokes. I hope you take that as high praise, and that this gets Sundry somewhat out of trouble.)

  51. Recall tadalafil. on July 19th, 2008 4:30 am

    Recall tadalafil.

    Recall tadalafil.

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