I randomly saw this show up in my tracking software today, and I don’t know what makes me laugh moreā€”the fact that someone typed that entire thing into a search engine and waited for the Internet Magic Eight Ball to cough back an answer, or the fact that this is the entry it linked to.

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Also, dear mystery googler with gas that is both weird and loud: OH MY GOD JUST BUY YOURSELF A PREGNANCY TEST ALREADY.

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19 Responses to “Fun with referrals”

  1. justmouse on March 22nd, 2008 9:24 pm

    i hate it when i feel noxious.

  2. anna on March 22nd, 2008 10:39 pm

    I wonder if the wierd,loud ass fumes have been noxious too……

  3. rachel on March 22nd, 2008 10:39 pm

    (gasping). i can’t tell you how funny that is.

  4. Amber on March 23rd, 2008 1:29 am

    So I went back and reread the post (soooo funny) and comments…and…ummmm…that second to last comment caught me a little off guard…as in WHAT THE SHIT? Did I read that right? *re-reads it* What a horrible, horrible…I don’t even know what to say except that I’m not sure that I’ll ever be the same..*SHUDDER* Serious heebie-jeebies. Serious.

  5. Anonymous on March 23rd, 2008 5:02 am

    *Noxious.* wow. That is…wow. Also, at what point does one’s gas become “weird” and “loud” enough to consult the internet as to whether or it’s an issue? My husband and I usually just refer to those as ‘tubas,’ as in “oh my god was that you or is there a tuba in the kitchen?”
    Um, Happy Easter, I guess?

  6. Jill on March 23rd, 2008 5:02 am

    *Noxious.* wow. That is…wow. Also, at what point does one’s gas become “weird” and “loud” enough to consult the internet as to whether or it’s an issue? My husband and I usually just refer to those as ‘tubas,’ as in “oh my god was that you or is there a tuba in the kitchen?”
    Um, Happy Easter, I guess?

  7. Eric's Mommy on March 23rd, 2008 6:21 am

    You’re right! Just buy yourself a damn pregnancy test! EEEEEWWWWWW

  8. All Adither on March 23rd, 2008 7:02 am

    It’s probably a teenager who is too afraid to buy a pregnancy test for fear her mother will find it.

    My gas is always weird and loud. I hope that doesn’t mean I’m pregnant. Again.

  9. Jessica on March 23rd, 2008 7:09 am

    Hee, that original post was awesome! And I think the googler misspelled “nauseous”.

  10. samantha jo campen on March 23rd, 2008 8:13 am

    Okay. You can’t make that stuff up. That was hilarious.

  11. Jenna on March 23rd, 2008 1:55 pm

    Thank you for making me laugh today.

    I have been getting numerous hits from people searching for “chinesse gender calendar”. I talked about it ONCE, like two years ago, and its accuracy. I continue to scratch my head in disbelief over the double s. Yours is much funnier, I have to say.

  12. Jennifer on March 23rd, 2008 2:47 pm

    UM. Two things:

    1.) as someone who is treated to a daily trumpet solo that only Wynton Marsalis could compete with, I would love to know what sort of gas merits both “weird” and “loud”

    2.) “noxious” really? REALLY? i know some people are poor spellers, but this is all the proof i need that you should be required to pursue a license to reproduce.

  13. Meagan on March 23rd, 2008 3:02 pm

    Well she COULD be noxious. I didn’t realize that was a symptom of pregnancy though.

  14. Stacy on March 23rd, 2008 5:30 pm

    That fart post is too funny!

  15. Lara on March 23rd, 2008 6:50 pm

    Loud, weird gas = pregnant? Holy crap, I think I’m knocked up. As is my boyfriend. And the dog. Although I don’t think I’ve ever felt noxious, so maybe I’m safe. But sometimes the boyfriend and the dog are OBnoxious…does that count?

  16. RA on March 24th, 2008 6:49 am

    Oh, dear. “Noxious” and “nauseous” sound similar, but is the gas really that bad? Yikes.

  17. Brooke on March 24th, 2008 9:17 am

    Lara: ROTFLMAO. My dogs must be pregnant too. Both the spayed female and the neutered male.

    I’m really pregnant, and my gas is neither weird nor loud, but I would rate it noxious.

  18. Kerri on March 24th, 2008 12:45 pm

    LOL. For some reason that gets funnier the longer I think about it. That poor woman!

  19. Josh on March 25th, 2008 6:05 pm

    Man, it must suck being a baby factory. When my gas is weird and loud I just use it to entrap my coworkers in uncomfortable and unsavory situations.

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