May
4
Hello, ladies.
Do you enjoy simple pleasures in life, such as the music? Perhaps you would enjoy while I play for you a song of “Music Box Dancer“? No, it will not take long. I only have push this one buttons.
I also enjoy the dancing, do you? Come and join me. I like very much to spin in circles and only occasionally do I get dizzy and smash into nearest piece of furniture. See wooden leg of chair? My face has made good friends with it!
I have many hobby, such as using my pants as the bathroom. Have you tried? It is very easy! I am also liking the loud crying and putting the dog hair in my mouth.
I know many many words in the English but I like best the pointing. Look where my finger can go! Yes also in my own nose! I am many skilled.
If you like for you a companion with who you can share cheese cracker and many many container of milk, please to call. I am not allowed phone yet because of the biting but tell your message and I am sure to be saying hello.
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Hilarity!! I almost spit water all over my screen. “Have you tried? It is very easy!” LOL.
OMG I’m going to pee in my pants! No, seriously, I’m 27 weeks with #3 and the Kegels are in some crazy weak shape!
OMG I almost choked on my wine. Oh, what – is it too early in the evening for pink champagne? I just had my first day back after mat leave, and am drowning my sorrows – this made my day!
Heh.
Also…when did he start looking like a boy and not a baby??
LMAO at the “not allowed phone yet because of the biting”.
As someone who has – sadly – read more than my fair share of internet ads, THIS MADE MY DAY.
Not to be an alarmist (and I know you mentioned this recently), but when did your baby become a little boy?! He looks so big (uh, and adorable)!
How *you* doin’?
Simone wishes me to convey that SHE likes for her a companion with whom she can share cheese cracker. And she ALSO enjoy the music–maybe they can make the (beautiful) music together? However my daughter is faced with a similar phone prohibition, not because of biting, but because of the time she dialed “9111111.” (without pressing TALK, thankfully)
Dylan looks very suave, and yes, SO BIG AND BOYLIKE–how did this happen?
This shit just cracked me UP.
Aaaah hhaaha haha hahahahah!
Seriously, you slay me. Laughing so damn hard.
*snort* Teh Funny!!!!! LMFAO! I *heard* Borat while reading that.
Just awesome!
The boy, he is quite the looker. Clearly, his moves, he practices them. *faint*
I love it. Love. “I am many skilled.” You crack my funny bone, lady.
as if i wasn’t already in love with him…this just confirmed it. swooooon!
Holy crap – this is so very funny.
Oh lord – that is a hoot!
Oh my god, I can’t stop laughing.
That is the awesome.
He looks so old!
Ok, if I weren’t pushing 30, I’d totally be asking for his number.
He is frickin’ ADORABLE! And getting SO big! You and JB are going to have your hands full when both those boys hit dating age!
Oh Sundry, you rock. I LOVED this.
Holy crap, that was funny. I was trying to read it out loud to my husband but could not get through it, I was laughing so hard. Awesome picture, too. He is so BIG now!
This is awesome!
More cogent and better written than many singles ads. Thanks for the laugh.
My daughter turned me on to your blog. You rock! Thank you for you time and entertainment and the memories!
I love this!
This might just be the fucking funniest thing I have ever read.
Crying. AWESOME.
OH MY GOD, I AM CRYING. That is the funniest effing thing, I made my husband come over and read it. MY HUSBAND, I tell you. And then he cried.
And then we all did the crying.
You’re killing me, girl.
Oh my God, this made my entire day and also possibly MY ENTIRE LIFE.
Genius.
Awwwwwwww. I want one.
NO! No! NO.
I don’t. You keep him AND his cheese crackers. NO.
But wook at his widdle smile.
Awesome.
OMFG!
Beyond hilarious!
….also, am having sum of Ten Million Dollars which can deposit into your US bank account…only needing a valid account number…
Just what I needed to start my day off right!
Totally hillarious. Love the photo.
That was so awesome! Love it!
Heh. Mr. Sideways Lean on Couch.
With edible feet, mind you.
So funny. I almost spit my tea all over the keyboard. Please, when are you writing a book?
OW! my ovaries hurt! And the flickr photo of him with the chainsaw- HILARIOUS! Who got him the play chainsaw?
OMG….this is so funny….great way to start my day….laughing with this handsome “boy”!!!!
Gah! Where is the baby??? Did that child eat him?
Oh my gosh, thanks so much for the first laugh of the day. I startled myself and the people who work next to me. So funny. And cute.
Oh, thank you for that. I am so glad there are other mothers out there who would do something like this to their children. You are brilliant and he is adorable.
That was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. I’ve got everyone in my office wondering what the hell I’m laughing so hard about.
Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! It’s like Baby Borat.
You crack me up.